Keeneland ~ Picking Winners, Not Horse Poop

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We went to Keeneland Park on their opening weekend. I structured what was supposed to be a $6 pick three ticket singling Intercoastal, part of an entry, in races four through six on opening day. But when I got up to the window, one of the horses had scratched in the third leg, race six So, I had a $1 pick three ticket that ended up costing me four bucks. We had a great time at Keeneland Race Course. The track was ... okay. The Lexington Room and the Phoenix Room, or whatever room we were in actually kind of ... well, we didn't care for them at all! Stay outside, where the action is! The gift shop rocked! I couldn't stop buying stuff! I got a great hat, and a lovely hat box that I owned for two whole days until the United Airlines baggage handler threw something on top of it as I watched from the window of the plane after I was forced to "gate check it, we'll take good care of it with a green tag" at Lexington. United did not take good care of my hat box. They crushed it.

The hats are all okay!

Saratoga! The Spa! Here we come!

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[MysweetAnnabelle53]

OMG! i've been there before and the gift shop ROCKS! We just saw em' warming up though, no race...

[RailbirdPictures]

@MysweetAnnabelle53 Just saw them warming up!! The workouts are the best part!!! Thanks so much for watching and leaving a comment.

[starvinchic17]

OMG, that hat rocks! I was "distracted by the bright shiny objects" and the big ass bow. Love it!!!

[RailbirdPictures]

@starvinchic17 I know how that is! My BFF is like a crow. She's totally attracted to bright shiney objects. Luckily for me, my head is way bigger than hers, so she can't borrow my hat!

[elbrookman]

AND YOU LOOK GREAT IN YOUR NEW HAT.....too bad it was destroyed by the baggage handlers at the airport.

[RailbirdPictures]

@elbrookman The hats are okay, but the hat box was crushed. Thanks so much for watching!

[MrHumbolthippy]

@RailbirdPictures ERRRRR.THAT IS SORT OF THIN THAT MAKES ME ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[MrHumbolthippy]

WELL I DONT WATCH OR KNOW MUCH ABOUT HORSES BUT I DO KNOW IT IS A HIGH SOCIETY AND HA POOP]SERIUOS YUNG LADY WATCH YER MOUTH U ARE A REBEL ,U GO GIRL,

[KenW66]

Nice video and even a nicer hat.

[KRONC27]

You're a riot! Congrats on the win :) But next time you should definitely let whatever is laying in the grass, lay in the grass! HAHA!

[spitfireballs]

That backstretch if familiar as Hell

[DirtyTAMMpON]

Yippy you went too the Track and congrats on picking a winner and sorry that you picked poop as well!?!:)

Loved the Pink hat!:)

peaceouTy

TAMMpON

[ZenithArkProject]

You make me want to go to the track, if only to find you there