Vtec Song

A Song about Hondas, Acuras and Vtec

I love my Honda like I love my ganja
I'll smoke ya v-8 like I smoke marijuana
Back up boy and show some respect
My Honda civic has a 4 cylinder vtec
When I go out people wanna see my ride
They always stare at the "Type R" on the side
I painted my hood black for that carbon fiber look
My windshield wiper lights that off tha ****in hook
I took off my hubcaps cause they give me better times
When I rip a new track I'm stunnin on my rhymes
My exhaust turned sideways with a 5 inch tip
I raced a z06 and took home his pink slip
I got a new spoiler from J.C. whitney
It's a 15 inch doublestak worth every penny
APC decals and two racing stripes
4 ion blue daytime runiing lights
When I take off tha front tires go up in smoke
And chevy's with 350's ain't nothing but a joke
Went to Pep Boys and bought all the neon lights
Its like Las Vegas when you see me at night
Don't mess with tha vtec cause it'll send ya home
Cryin lika fat kid that dropped his ice cream cone
When ya see my comin get outta my way
I gotta cruise tha mall cause you know its Friday
I doing loud fly-bys all down tha highway
Bumping some techno with my visor turned sideways
If you wanna race ya ass will get tossed
I throw in it neutral and rev up the exhaust
I'm gonna leave your ass in a world on pain
My adrenaline rushin with tha rice in my veins
Nutra slam it in drive when the light turns green
And I'll eat a Saleen like ya momma lean cusine
I got another victory in the "domestic basher"
I'll pull in front of you and throw on my flashers
When ya lost you called me a cheater
Ya just couldn't hang with the 1.6 liter
Tha Civic is more like a rocket than it is a car
You'll be sayin to ya self "damn is that a type R"

(Fast & Furious interlude)

Don't mess with Hondas cause they're outta ya class
I wait till ya get beside me trying ta pass
Let ya hear tha vtec when I step on tha gas
Next thing ya know your ass is finishin last
I fix you a "Type R" burger with some vtec sauce
You're ass will be fired cause Honda is tha boss
Is NOT called nitrious tha **** is called NOS
You should know by now your life is a loss
It's about time you stop driving all them wrecks
Get a job at hardees and save all ya checks
Or sue KFC for falling on ya neck
And when you get paid buy yourself a Vtec

Category:

Autos & Vehicles

Tags:

• Vtec
• Song
• V-Tec
• Type-R
• Honda
• Acura
• Tuning

[Trades46]

Don't go bashing Honda, ignorant people.

Honda made loads of great cars. The NSX would make Ferrari back then feel slow, the S2000 remains to be a rocket and a great convertible, and the Integra is still one of the best handling FF cars ever built. And if anyone had seen the performance capable from a FD2 Civic Type-R would know that Honda understands performance.

I wonder how much rednecks even know that Honda manufacturers F1 engines that displaces ONLY <3.0l and could make +700hp

[blacksharpy318]

H.O.N.D.A - History Of No Decent Acceleration

[DrJohnMarston]

@musicfromthedivine stop being ignorant.

[Trades46]

@musicfromthedivine Remember the C5 Z06? Remember the NA2 NSX-R? Know about the Nürburgring? 405hp from the 5.7 V8 vs 290hp 3.2 V6. Both are stripped-out track variants of their respective models and are built 2000-2005. Identical lap times despite nearly 100hp difference...hmm...

[mryumyum214]

da fuck wrong with the cars shit looks ugly its all riced out where da jdms at

[musicfromthedivine]

this song sucks. a honda stands no chance against american muscle...

[MrHondaracer08]

@Trades46 dude your so fuckin right!

[XR4turbo]

@IamPwnagepie RX-7 is a paltry 1.3 liters, and that engine has now made it into the 6 second range in the quarter mile, in a back-halfed only car no less.

[xBEEZYilySMOOKYx]

Keep it jdm bitch not rice

[xBEEZYilySMOOKYx]

Body kits are like tampons, every pussy needs one

[element509]

@maliy8 Yeah, I have nothing against the RSX, I wanted one for a time but the thing is, its a FWD and I just dont like those kinds on drivetrains. Thats just me. Especially me living in Portland where it rains 11 out of the 12 months of the year, my AWD WRX is better for my conditions.