Santa's Secret Organization

Daren Streblow explains the financial conglomerate at the North pole.

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Comedy

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• Daren
• Streblow
• girl
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• of
• America
• Santa
• North
• pole
• government
• Christian
• comedian
• stand
• up
• clean

[zjbbhj]

"whats your name little girl"?":'

WENDAL"LOL

[kdude4781kand]

wendal wants to be a dentist!!!!

[nogogma]

How ironic for this dip shit wannabe comedian makes fun of Santa the imaginary God for children yet he believes in the imaginary Christian God in the sky. It really amazes me why adults are so gullible to continue and cling to the big fairy tale in the bible.

[Fartrilaquist]

@nogogma Just because you don't believe in it doesn't mean you have to call others out and say they're idiots because we all have opinions and we all want to share them. We don't just believe in Christianity because we think we'll go to Hell if we stop believing; it's just what we grew up believing and it's what we stick with. There's nothing wrong with that.

[Fartrilaquist]

@nogogma I really don't think you were loved as a child and you're rejecting beliefs that many children use to feel loved, like believing (as I do) that God loves all of us. When I'm sad, that's what brings my mood up. If you think that Christians are brainwashed, then you are a moron because many of the people today that do great things in the world are Christians. There are many other religions that show many successful people throughout history, and you know what? They all believe in a god.

[Aimagination96]

@nogogma I don't feel bad. I feel upset that you're saying my parent's brainwashed me when you're the one's who been brainwashed. Also, yes, I do fear God. But I also love him and I know he loves me. No lying, brainwashed, person can tell me otherwise. And just so you know. I've had a long day today, I'm tired, cranky, and other things I will not name. So, let's just end the debate...

[nogogma]

@Aimagination96 ; It's not an insult. It's the truth. Parents who are religious have a reputation for brainwashing their children with the God mentality assuming they will grow up and be moral. My parents did the same thing too. So don't feel bad. Yes, the bible is a big lie. It's not how the real world and reality works. Use your education to question such superstition instead of submitting to fear. Fear that if you question and reject Christianity you will burn in hell.

[Aimagination96]

@nogogma So... You're saying that the Bible is fake. You're saying that God and Jesus are fake and I'm wasting my time believing in them. And you're also calling my parents liars. The same people who raised me and taught me right from wrong.

You've said what you wanted about me. You've called me a dude even though I'm a lady. You've called my religion fake. But insulting my family is just low.

[nogogma]

@Aimagination96 ''''Oh, and one more thing. I'm not the one who's been brainwashed.'''' Thanks to your mom and dad because being ''trained'' as you say is just a substitute word for ''brainwashed'' you have been brainwashed to believe in an imaginary man in the sky friend. If something is real we would all know. Your god is not real. It is fake.

[Aimagination96]

@nogogma The Easter bunny isn't real. Santa is just another name for Saint Nicholas, who IS real. And if you think I'll just go and say, "oh, we'll if this person says Jesus isn't real then it must be true" you've got another thing coming. I'm not quite an adult yet. I'm only 15. But thanks to my mom and dad, I've been trained correctly. And if growing up means saying God isn't real, then I'll be quite happy being a child forever.

Oh, and one more thing. I'm not the one who's been brainwashed.

[nogogma]

@Aimagination96 Dude, Santa, Jesus and the Easter Bunny have one thing in common. They are all fairy tales. You have been lied to. Christianity is the biggest scam on the planet. Just like all religions are. You have been brainwashed and deluded. It's time for you as an adult to grow up and move on and accept reality for what it is.

[Aimagination96]

@nogogma Actually, no. Not really. Santa Claus came from Saint Nicholas, who gave gifts to children. God is our Father, Jesus is his son and our Savior.