King Missile - Gary & Melissa
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Uploaded by thinglostinfire on Feb 6, 2011
Gary and Melissa
Loved to make love
Loved to make love
Loved to make love to each other
Over and over and over again
For the first few weeks of their relationship
They made love four or five times a night
They were really turned on for awhile
Then to enhance their passion
They bought sex books
The Joy of Sex
The Sensous Couple
The Joy of Sex Part 2
The Kama Sutra
Even Yet More Still Joy of Sex
Popular Mechanics
Betty Crocker
Anything
They tried as many positions as they were capable of
Physically
Physically
Physically
They were really turned on for awhile
Then to heighten their passion
They bought sex toys
Ben-wa balls
French ticklers
Nipple clamps
Cock rings
Whips and chains and bondage gear
Bowling balls
Dildos
Vibrators
Watermelons
Commemorative Statuettes of Liberty
Anything
They were really turned on for awhile
They set up a video camera
And taped themselves having sex
Then they watched it on the VCR
While having more sex
Then to heighten their passion
Gary taped Melissa having sex with some of his friends
And Melissa taped Gary having sex with some of her friends
Then they watched it on the VCR
While having more sex
They were really turned on
As the years went by
Gary and Melissa became fine upstanding members of their community
Although they never married
Their relationship outlasted all the marriages on their block
And they never fought
Except to heighten their passion
They had made an agreement
That when one of them died
The other would continue to live with and make love to the corpse
But as luck would have it
They were both killed in a freak accident
And died at the exact same moment
Holding hands
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No, this isn't a song. It's a beautiful fucking poem
Nap712 2 weeks ago
Yes, it's a real song.
tahneyhuiet 4 months ago
Some people just don't understand Mystical Shit......
topodaddy 5 months ago in playlist topodaddy's Favorited Videos 2
If you've seen the John Waters movie Female Trouble, you'll appreciate the "Popular Mechanics" line more.
crescentfreshbret 8 months ago
..... is this a real song. Praise the lord i hope not
msnxkatiex123 10 months ago
watermelons... commemerative statuettes of liberty...
DuaneFarris54 1 year ago
*ahem* lol
DuaneFarris54 1 year ago