Lawnmower Man: Cybersex Retardation

The lamest scene of retardation via overdose of cybersex ever filmed.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• lawnmower
• man
• cybersex
• retarded
• virtual
• reality
• techno
• hacking
• pierce
• brosnan

[illuminatioracle]

i'm 12 and what is this?

[YDGN]

@illuminatioracle

i'm glad your 12. this is from the classic film Lawnmower Man

[namcoshinAkuma]

wtf this is crap

[YDGN]

really?! That's definitely news to me . . . I posted it because I always thought it was really really good. I was so hoping you'd like it . . . what a bummer

[TheT4xid3rmist]

Wait, this is not how sex is supposed to go? I've been doing it wrong all these years and nobody even bothered to tell me!

[kris1329]

I can masturbate to this just fine.

[MyScorpion42]

At first I thought I was watching leaked footage from Spore: The Movie

[rabadooda]

i'm 8 and what is this?

[JustSomePerson888]

@SmokenAces - you're obviously the reatrdation of this video title, which is why you came here - to try to help your tarded lawnmower-using type of useless-eater golem buddies.

i however came here to put the boot into you fucktards further. that seems to be the basis of your continued illness in responding me back as if you matter and i don't. which'd be the opposite to actual reality.

kill yourself faggot tarded paedo.

[SmokenAces]

@JustSomePerson888 TLDR, immediately stopped after the first 3 words. Yeah, you're not worth ANYBODY'S TIME. It's obvious already that I squashed the ignorant little piss ant that you are & your reply was merely the smear below my boot..god i love it, thank you ! No really thanks, good to know now that you truly do have shit-for-brains, walking away now...it's what I do when I encounter parasitic losers ;)

[JustSomePerson888]

@SmokenAces - fuck you moron none of that applies me, i was just saying to you in a normal conversational way, how can you expect someone who uses tools like that on the Earth to know anything about pleasing a woman (or a real man for that matter) as clearly they have no sensitivity to what it takes to do loving right. i sound smart because i am smart you dumb cunt, kill yourself.

[SmokenAces]

@JustSomePerson888 A,don't reply to comments that's nearly a year old. B, Garden-machinery? He killed w/ it based on his experience, he could manifest thoughts into reality, no credit? C,Gaia is the mother goddess of Earth which is a belief, so wtf do i expect to say to that when all of Jobe's powers were due to him having psychotropic drugs and scientific knowledge/history/art sent directly into his mind? Don't try to be passive aggressive & make an attempt to sound "smart." Bye now ,be gone :)

[JustSomePerson888]

@SmokenAces - wtf do you expect from a lawnmower-using garden-machinery type of tardo, it's not as if he knows how to handle Gaia now is it

[Maymona13]

I find this extremely difficult to Masturbate to.

[TheVader2]

I find this absolutely impossible to masturbate to.