State Of Disgrace Victoria - John Brumby

I started the day early having set my alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While my coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, I shaved with my electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). i put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking my breakfast with my new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) I sat down with a calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting my watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) I got in his car (MADE IN KOREA) and continued my search for a good paying Australian JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, I decided to relax for a while. I put on my sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured myself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in ... Australia.....




The Victorian election in November

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[Lobonsky]

Brumby will go down in history as the bumbling buffon of Melbourne.....lubricate the media with a few choice words and slide back to conjure up the next days drivel.....action you asshole!

[0MGS0S]

He has the charm of a beer fridge, with a very poor duty as premier to date