Wizard People, Dear Reader-HOLY F*CKING SH*T!!2 (Chapter 31)
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His analogies and metaphors are like the most hilariawesome things ever
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"Harry wants to run off. He imagines that that man-horse would come in here and take him away and Harry could ride off on the man-horse and maybe they could catch a movie or make dinner or something."
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"Harry is the one who kills around here."
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CHAPTER THIRTYone.
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he wants to paddle harry so bad.
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he burns that fucker!
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I could throw this stone into a gutter and not give one shit..
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And dumbledore eats babies
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Harry gives a ferocious growl, and burns that fucker!
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@learn2spell lol
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"...feel his dad blow through him, just as everyone has their dads blow into them like a kite, a kite of chromosomes blowing on the wind of inheritance."
NightmarishGuy 2 years ago 59
He starts to tell harry all this fake shit, like Harry killed his parents, and Dumbledore eats babies.
Paddlefaster93 2 years ago 58