NEW CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

Chuck Norris Facts montage! JOIN: http://facebook.com/theshortstackshow

2nd Channel:
http://youtube.com/theshortstackshow

Twitter:
http://twitter.com/shortstackshow

Main Channel:
http://www.youtube.com/dannycraps

Website:
http://theshortstackshow.com

Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com//Dannycraps

Myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/theshortstackshow

Store:
http://theshortstackshow.spreadshirt.com

Email:
theshortstackshow@hotmail.com

New Chuck Norris Jokes

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• chuck
• norris
• jokes
• dannycraps
• craparotta
• the
• shortstack
• show

[Optimisticalman]

One day Chuck Norris got hit by a car. Chuck Norris was sued for damages.

[2305Fitzy]

Chuck Norris has a toy box. Its called Area 51.

LMFAO sang im sexy and I know it. Chuck Norris sings im sexy and everybody knows it.

Chuck Norris drove a diesel car, with petrol.

Chuck Norris knocked down the berlin wall, in one go, with his thumb.

Chuck Norris cant get cut and if he does molten iron comes out.

[molander123]

Chuck Norris doesn't bleed, the blood just wants to get the hell out of there!

[molander123]

Chuck Norris didn't go to school, the school went to Chuck Norris!

[molander123]

Chuck Norris once had a friend, that guy is now called death!

[WhatTheRockInc]

Chuck Norris dislikes everything on Facebook.

Chuck Norris has the "Add enemy" and "dislike" button.

Chuck Norris was playing GTA: San Andreas in 1992 on SNES.

Chuck Norris was playing GTA 5 before the 1st trailer was released and he's still playing it on NES.

[Sekinawa]

@stupidstudiosproduct hahhahah so good

[stupidstudiosproduct]

chuck norris once solved a rubicks cube the transformers called it the all spark

[mynicknameisunit88]

Chuck Norris isn't that big deal, if he was he would smash my face into the keyboard. See? Nothing happened.