Lady Calls 911 Over a Problem with a Taco

"I want my dollar or my taco. And this bitch out of my life."

This is a 911 call about a dispute over a taco at Jim's Burgers in Altadena, California.

911: "911, what's your emergency?"
Antoinette: "I need assistance at Jim's on Lincoln and Woodbury."
911: "I know--what's the problem?"
Antoinette: "They stole my damn dollar. He won't fix my taco. I'm hypoglycemic. He's holding my dollar and ten cents."
911: "Hold on, hold on, slow down. What's going on?"
911: "Hello?"
Antoinette: "What did I say?"
911: "I--I can't tell. You're yelling too much."
Antoinette: "I need assistance. I want my dollar or my taco."
911: "You're having a problem with a taco?"
Antoinette: "The owner. The proprietor here."
911: "You're having a problem with a taco?"
Antoinette: "I am. The owner, bitch! Pardon me."
911: "Excuse me?"
Antoinette: "I am upset."
911: "I know. Can you--you have to calm down and kinda tell me what's going on here, now."
Antoinette: "You aren't listening to any goddamn thing I've said."
911: "Are you drunk?"
Antoinette: "No, I am not a drunk."
911: "Ok, then why don't you just start talking a little bit--"
Antoinette: "You wanna insult me, you get your motherfuckin' ass over here. If I have to ?????"
911: "Slow down.
Antoinette: "What?"
911: "I need some information from you. So slow down."
Antoinette: "You bring your ass and get my motherfucking taco outta here."
911: "My ass is staying in the office here, so--"
Antoinette: "You're not coming?"
911: "You need to--"
Antoinette: "You refuse assistance to me?"
911: "You need to calm down and tell me something here. Okay?"
Antoinette: "Alright bitch, what do you want to know?"
911: "What was wrong--what was wrong with the taco?"
Antoinette: "The motherfucker refused to sell it to me."
911: "He refused to sell you a taco?"
Antoinette: "And he won't give me my money back."
911: "He took your money but he won't give you the taco?"
Antoinette: "Yeah, my goddamn house is locked up, you motherfucking Jew. I got one dollar and 75 cents."
911: "Me? Why are you calling me names?"
Antoinette: "Look, are you coming or not? I want my dollar!"
911: "As far as I'm concerned you can have that taco."
Antoinette: "I want my damn dollar. What?"
911: "I said as far as I'm concerned you can have the taco."
Antoinette: "Tell that bitch over here. I'm not gonna ??? till someone get my money."
911: "Mmm-kay. Yu-- What's your name?"
Antoinette: "Antoinette."
911: "Antoinette?"
Antoinette: "Yeah."
911: "Okay, what's your last name, Antoinette?"
Antoinette: "Jones."
911: "Antoinette Jones?"
Antoinette: "Mmm Hmm."
Antoinette: "I want my dollar or my taco. And this bitch out of my life."
911: "And he wouldn't--he took your money but he wouldn't give you your food?"
Antoinette: "That's correct."
911: "That's not right. What's your date of birth?"
Antoinette: "I'm hypoglycemic. I don't wanna have to give you all of this to come get my dollar. I'm upset."
911: "You don't have to do anything if you don't want."
Antoinette: "Well then goddamnit, assist me!"
911: "Calm down! I'm trying to get this info from you."
Antoinette: "You sitting up there, motherfucker, you ain't ???? I'm hypoglycemic. This motherfucker's insulting me. And you are, too."
911: "Antoinette?"
Antoinette: "Yes?"
911: "Are you gonna give me the information, or do you just wanna yell at me?"
Antoinette: "I just said he was a fu--"
Antoinette: "You better come here and get my dollar off this Mexican."
911: "Or else what?"
Antoinette: "Look. Do you refuse to help me?"
911: "No! I'm trying to get some information."
Antoinette: "What the fuck do you want?"
911: "Where are you at right now?"
Antoinette: "What did I say? Where did I say I was?"
911: "I know, but where--are you gonna stay there--"
Antoinette: "Lincoln and Woodbury."
911: "--or are you gonna go to your house?"
Antoinette: "Yes--I'll be here. And don't come here with no nigger."
911: "What?"
Antoinette: "Don't bring no nigger here."
911: "Who's a nigger?"
Antoinette: "Look. You--are you coming?"
911: "Are you calling me a nigger?"
Antoinette: "No, I said don't bring no nigger here."
911: "What does that have to do with this?"
Antoinette: "Are you coming here?"
911: "Do you want--"
Antoinette: "I want my dollar!"
911: "--are you saying you want a white deputy, or what?"
Antoinette: "How long? How long?"
911: "Are you saying you want a white deputy?"
Antoinette: "Exactly."
911: "You don't want any--"
Antoinette: "No, I don't."
911: "--African American deputies?"
Antoinette: "No, I don't."
911: "Why is that?"
Antoinette: "Look."

Check out my playlist of Fast Food 911 Calls:
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[Ratonga]

Anyone who has worked customer service before knows how real this is.

[xxxWILLYIDOLxxx]

This is ABSOLUTELY real, believe me!

[iopenedpandorasbox]

it's times like this in customer service or public service, when you get of the phone with the caller, put yourself as unavailable for 5 seconds, take a deep breath, let it out slow, and promise yourself two stiff drinks when you get home.

[turquoise770]

it was ms. jones' call that prompted new legislation in calif. that called for another emergency number 611--for fast-food emergencies. if you google her name and 611 you'll find out the full story of how she was actually applauded in san francisco for her "heroic actions" she had a gig touring around w/ al sharpton. they were promoting having another emergency number in place exclusively for black women who receive less than stellar service and impeccably prepared food,called antoinette's law

[scorpianofthesun]

@Ratonga I can believe this. I've never worked customer service, but I can believe this.

[TheHAMMER77777]

this is fake..no cop would use that n word

[TheMrBlinx]

If I were there, I'd give her a dollar just to make her shut up and go away.

[dapokey]

"so they took your dollar, but didn't give you your taco? that ain't right"

[nathanjamesbaker]

@TheOriginal3P Funniest comment on this video yet.

[murphyhurtme]

When I called and asked them not to send a nigger, I want a white deputy, they got a lot more upset.

[YieldtoRich]

Antoinette doesn't sound very coherent. She sounds like a lunatic!