[BTS] Sexy Thane (A "Sexy Back" Parody)

I love Thane Krios. I love him SO much that I wrote a song about him....I am not ashamed for having so much free time to dedicate to the sexiest fish/lizard assassin alien ever :'D

Does this crappy ass vid even DESERVE the BTS logo or label? Absolutely not XDDDD.

Layna's sexiness deserves it though, therefore it's there ;DDD.

Some serious thanks and hugs and surprise rapes are in order for Layna (MagdaleneOrder) for helping me with the vocals and Emma (eggtasticemma) for providing me with a lot of the clips ;A;. I still had to use some different shep clips for some fillers, buuut that's okay XD. Obviously the editing isn't meant to be taken seriously anyway. XDD

Lyrics:

Thane's bringin sexy back (yeah!)
Those other Drells dunno how to act (yeah!)
He's got the moves other assassins lack (yeah!)
And I gotta get some baby, watch your back (yeah!)
Take it to tha Layna~
Sexy Thane (uh-huh)
You see those fangirls, baby, they're your slaves (uh-huh)
I'd let him whip me if I misbehave (uh-huh)
but Ken you know you're naughty anyway (uh-huh!)
Take it to tha Kenni
Come here babe (go 'head get Drell with it)
Up to my cabin (go 'head get Drell with it)
Be with me (go 'head get Drell with it)
Game music on me (go 'head get Drell with it)
Oh don't mind that picture of Kaidan (go 'head get Drell with it)
He's just some bitch I knew (go 'head get Drell with it)
You're the only one for me (go 'head get Drell with it)
All scaly and green (go 'head get Drell with it)

Get your siha on (go 'head get Drell with it) x8

Thane's bringin sexy back (yeah!)
I would tap Kaidan but he's just an ass (yeah!)
in ME3 I'll give Joker a pass (uhmm)
Say, Kenni, isn't this supposed to be about Thane?
Oh, right
-sigh-
Take it to tha Layna!

C'mere Thane (go 'head get Drell with it)
Let's see what you are (go 'head get Drell with it)
Lizard man? (go 'head get Drell with it)
Or fishy face? (go 'head get Drell with it)
Let's see what you're working with (go 'head get Drell with it)
ooooh, you got a nice ass (go 'head get Drell with it)
wait, IS that an ass? (go 'head get Drell with it)
Please say you have an ass (go 'head get Drell with it)

Get your siha on (go 'head get Drell with it) x8

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Kennikish
• Magdalene
• Order
• EggtasticEmma
• Sexy
• Back
• Parody
• Mass
• Effect
• Thane
• Krios

[lollerfisk]

*throws arms in the air* I LOVE THIS FANBASE!

[Kennikish]

@lollerfisk *frollics to* WE LOVE YOU TOO!!!

[pwilliardffxstar1]

AW GOD! You're hopeless :)) ahahaha

[Kennikish]

@pwilliardffxstar1 I really am XD

[meebomakerz]

-Raves- GOGOOGGOO <33

[Kennikish]

@meebomakerz HELL YERSH! <3

[Kennikish]

@VivifxAMV LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you cannot ignore Thane's sex appeal and it frightens you XDD

Don't be afraid, Katie, accept the sexy. Allow the sexy to envelope your life <3 XDD...I kinda sounded like a cultist XD

[lucyvasnormandy]

YAYYYY thane is so sexy :D

[DestinysCall]

lol love Thane so much! and i saw Legion do that when I visited him on the Normandy XD

[HeartWithATear]

There should be more of these =3

[EllynoreMoonwood]

Hey, don't worry. Some of us, like myself, are as hopeless as you are. XD TK FTW!

[EveneshBL]

I came back. And I still love this.

[4rekleface]

Dear God that was brilliant xD

[BlueSpartan107]

I have not seen anyone create a parody of a song about a video game character that was as funny as this one.