What I Would Do

A funny love song about what I wouldn't do for a woman instead of what I would do.
This song got me a date watching Zombieland at a bagel shop, my first 10,000 views, and a #1 Fan status at Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. My school only had one quarter of music before shutting it down, and my friend who plays in a band, Zach, graduated, so I won't be making anymore songs anytime soon.

We both know love it pretty grand
It feels nice to be holding your hand
And theres almost no limit to what I can achieve
But I hope you know some things are off limits
Even if the consequences happen to be that you leave

You do know everest is just too huge
And Ill never join the olympic luge
Wont take on bears without a gun
Even if hugging them looks like fun
Your hugs are better than theirs anyways

I wouldn't murder Stephen Colbert
Nor would I shave my hair
Sky diving is something I might do
Of course that's only if you did it too
But not from outer space, no no no

Youre one of the coolest people that I know
I wouldnt mind going out to a show
There is a limit to where my love goes
because you know I like to be cozy
In my comfort zone

Being a Nazi I wont do
Nor would I kill a Jew
Guess thats a bit of redundancy
But I swear that I wouldnt pee
On French artwork, not even for you, not that youd want me to

I wouldnt nuke the UNs home
Starting World War 3 I couldnt condone
I really do like you you know its true
But I wouldnt remove a cows moo
Mainly cause I dont know how, tell me how

I wouldnt chug anti-freeze
Nor would I burn down red wood trees
I wouldnt call a homo a fag
Or steal a hobos change bag
He needs that change for booze you know its trues

Youre one of the coolest people that I know
I wouldnt mind going out to a show
There is a limit to where my love goes
because you know I like to be cozy
In my comfort zone

I wouldn't go and change my sex
I wouldn't resurrect T-Rex
Actually that second one sounds pretty cool
Ever since kindergarden dinosaurs ruled
But you rule more, yes you rule more

I wouldn't star in Deuce Bigalow 3
Your sex is the only sex for me
Though I could see us in Fight Club 2
We'd be the people Durden boo'ed
Though we'd still be happy till society collapsed

There is no way I'd try PCP
And heroin just isn't for me
If you do either that's okay
But I won't be there when you're put away
Cause you really should know (some) drugs are bad M'kay

Youre one of the coolest people that I know
I wouldnt mind going out to a show
There is a limit to where my love goes
because you know I like to be cozy
In my comfort zone

I wouldn't try to rob Bill Gates
I'd be beat up by his mates
Nor would I steal from Jobs
I'd get destroyed by Apple Mobs
Space laser disintegration isn't worth love

I'm not going into outer space
With no oxygen just to see your face
Only Superman can do that
And still Batman's cooler its a fact
Cause he's rich, and from this planet's race

Not gonna tattoo your name
Onto my arm and give us shame
If we break up and look so lame
For branding ourselves with pitiful fame
To a lifetime of monogamy, that's what marriage is for

Youre one of the coolest people that I know
I wouldnt mind going out to a show
There is a limit to where my love goes
because you know I like to be cozy
In my comfort zone

I wouldn't run from the cops
Though I would from a Triceratops
Or cops hunting us with a Triceratops
Don't think we'd do much by throwing rocks
I hope this running, doesn't run out my socks

I don't think I'd convert to Islam
Mormonism, Scientology or the church of the bomb
I liked that part in Fallout 3
Where the church of atom fulfilled their dreams
Yet still, humanism is for me

The final thing I wouldn't do
Is ever try to hurt you
Or leave you out in open sea
Or let "your mine" be anyone but me
I will do ALMOST anything, to make you happy

(because)

You're one of the coolest people that I know
I wouldn't mind going out to a show
There is a limit to where my love goes
Because you know I like to be cozy
In our comfort zone

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• What
• Would
• Do

[trlegleriii]

From the lyrics, it makes perfect sense that you enjoy SMBC and they enjoy you.

[potcity]

the flight of the conchords would be proud

[infanati18]

aaaah miss ya shelbs :D

[lolzomfgmen]

@coolsnowmen Agreed, I have no clue what the lyrics are. Also singing more clearly would help.

[MettalSane]

Win!

Epic win.

[devjock]

AWESOME! (all caps required ofcourse)

[MrBmxer98]

get a life mate your gay

[potcity]

@WittyUsername13 hmm, i should consider this comment, coming from a guy whose name is wittyusername13 and is probably an authority on the subject

[xr3druM]

@VoiceofConclusion y u mad bro

[WittyUsername13]

@potcity This doesn't relate to Flight of the Conchords in the slightest. It's completely different, they have talent.

[coolsnowmen]

props to anyone putting their amateur stuff.

I do recommend moving the mic to get a more level mix of vocal and guitar.