Secret Video

[[NOTE: Ah, I see after 6 years, YouTube is still in beta mode. Stuck at 0% published, which means it will never show up in most people's subscription box. I'm not about to re-upload this, since it takes forever. I'm fine with this being an almost completely "secret" video forever. If you're reading this, congratulations on finding this super-secret video (SOMEHOW)! That makes you l33t! ..sigh... Oh, YouTube managers... you're adorable *pats head*.. Now run off and have your engineers add a smell-o-vision viewing mode or something of that nature]]

This is the story of what I've been doing the last couple years. The original monologue was about 9 hours. I edited it down to only the most boring 14 minutes. The other 8 hours and 46 minutes would have been too action-packed and exciting for you to watch without risk of head-explosion.

(Notice: It might seem that this video is too quiet. Don't worry, it's actually the rest of the internet that is too loud. All is well)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• comedy
• vlog
• blog
• biggest
• loser
• nbc
• parody
• opium
• den
• sweet
• little
• allison
• chasing
• dragons
• close
• encounter
• of
• the
• fourth
• kind
• eating
• things
• that
• would
• make
• billy
• goat
• puke

[JASPER916]

yay for drinking games wats ur favorite drinking game

[zacksmovies]

@JASPER916 I must admit that the only drinking game I really play is "Let's be a Teetotaler".  It's not very popular.

[smallwhale1]

Nice work Zack. Here is some odd feedback. So I watched the video and was entertained. My wife isn't a YouTube person so I recapped the video for her and was almost in tears when I got to the boy girl escapade. Bravo - good to have some creativity back on here!

[zacksmovies]

@smallwhale1 haha that's the best, thanks. Oral narrative, the oldest of old school social media.

[goldenbluestar]

I'm glad to see you making videos again on youtube, and watching this was funny. You made my day

[zacksmovies]

@goldenbluestar I'm glad! *looks at ur page* haha, ah, I see you have been about as prolific with your youtubing as I.

[zacksmovies]

@thewinekone Thank yee! Being alive is awesome. I should do it more often.

[zacksmovies]

@BluntRip yup, I have some fancier videos i'm gonna finish up. i am gonna do a few more lazy style ones like this over the next couple weeks, though

[smallwhale1]

You know it's good content when even a recap is funny!

[coffeepyros]

@zacksmovies nah, more like 100% coincidence – boy, if that isn't encouraging i don't know what is. :D