Horny Lip Gloss Now Exists!

Words and links will be added soon, not that it matters bc youtube is broken and only 200 people in my audience will receive this video in their subscription boxes for the first 5 hours. In the meantime heres my vlog where we see my broken into car and it makes you think well at least that didn't happen to me today: http://youtube.com/philipdefranco

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[itsonlyonyxia]

wait, it isnt normal i can hear other people talking?

[epicpolyphony]

Yes, I think the ability for everyone to hear everyone else's thoughts would be wonderful (especially withOUT an on/off switch) I would, of course, change the whole way our society works, but think about it... no lying. your girl asks you if you think her dress is flattering for her butt, you think "no, not really" and she might get offended, but then she knows to change dresses, and eventually that offended feeling would not even be there (after multiple iterations of this type of encounter)

[yahoosucks234]

girls

[epicpolyphony]

@DaftAnime thanks for the suggestions!

[DaftAnime]

if it didnt lead to paranoia then of coarse i would

[DaftAnime]

@epicpolyphony read the knife of never letting go, it's about a world exactly as you described it..... except with talking dogs and threat of a revolution. But still alot of what you said

[ihavenoname225]

i would user it for evil sooooo... its definitely a good thing

[RandomxPosterxGirl]

no, because if you know about the "y'all can hear me" thing, you would censor your thoughts AND it would become as awkward as talking. i see no benefit

[electrosexkitten]

god you're fucking voice is like an auctioneer. It's annoying, you should try to have a cuter voice.

[0RedTree0]

LOL the tags for this video are hilarious

[PigfartsAndRedvines]

I think that I would use the mind reader thing to figure out what people are thinking about me, and or if they like me as a friend, as more, or if they don't like me at all. More info: I'm in high school...

[Ezkblo]

If u say something bad about Chuck Norris, and he would travel back in time to prevent you from saying that by killing you, you could no longer say that, so he would have no reason in present to actually kill you. Its a paradox!