Loan Shark: The Continuing Misadventures of Mr. Maczik

This one goes out to all those people who can't pay their bills:

I'm sorry you loan shark
I'm broke for real
Never meant to make your boss upset
I hope he finds the heart to clear my debt

My money problems break me,
I run through my hood with Italians tryin' to take me
I guess I gotta settle, take the steam outta the kettle
Use some skills I taught this year to make a bike and away I'll peddle
I can find my chance of living if I use the distance equation
Now I know some things ain't cool like gambling or tax evasion
With my Michigan mind I can imagine the formula above my hair
With me at (0,0) and (4,8) the point right there
Looks like my distance is a square root of 80
I get up to run but the shark's pull is weighty
He throws me to a tree, shoves his finger in my chest
Tells me it'd be smart for me to sit down there and rest

I'm sorry you loan shark
I'm broke for real
Never meant to make your boss upset
I hope he finds the heart to clear my debt

Clearly that failed so I'll try a new endeavor
Something sneaky, something smart, I'll show the shark that I'm clever
Bet he doesn't know about probability and fractions
I'll figure out the chance that his bat comes into action
I'd say a one in ten chance he'll knock me in the brain
About 100% chance that I'm totally screwed
Maybe it'd be better to use my common sense
If only I'd brought my epee and my shank so I could fence
I can't let them find my body in some river
I pray he doesn't steal my organs and sell my liver
Parabolas won't work here, sets they have no place
I hope he can't read all that fear in my face
Why'd this have to happen just when my dream came
Moving to Boston and fencing with Ying Chang
What'll I tell Mike Marx and the rest of his crew
The loan shark he slaps me and I yell thank you

I'm sorry you loan shark
I'm broke for real
Never meant to make your boss upset
I hope he finds the heart to clear my debt
Now I'm really panicking, he's whipped out his bat
I start screaming fire and I call the shark fat
Lemme think of soh-cah-toa or some functional notation
He lifts up his bat and I fall to prostration

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[amaczik]

This was great guys... it was a pleasure having you in class!