Eminem Ft. Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie (Parody)

Let's not try to judge my singing/rapping abilities. Judge the music and the lyrics itself! Make a response to you singing this piece if you want :)

Lyrics:
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
That's all right because I am a piece of toast
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that statements false
Because toast cannot speak
Because toast cannot speak

I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it smells like
And right now it's steel coils on my bread slice
I can breathe it tastes good so i take a bite
As long as indigestion doesn't get me i am alright
High off the smell drunk from the taste, its like i'm smoking crack
And I love it the more I smell it, i want it back
And right before I gobble down, it overwhelms me, my taste buds are "G"
And I love it, "wait, where am I goin'?" "O M G!," "The Toaster Bitch! ATTACK!"
We're goin' right back, to the toaster yeah!
It's So Yummy, cause when it's tastin' good it's tastin' great
I'm superman with the wind at my face, SHOE LACE!
But when it's burnt it's awful, I feel so sad
I snap WHOSE THAT DUDE? I just wanted toast real bad!
I laid hands on the toaster I'll never toast for sure
I guess I can't tell temperature..


Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
That's all right because I am a piece of toast
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that statements false
Because toast cannot speak
Because toast cannot speak


You ever love toastin' so much you can barely breathe
When you see it you eat and even toast itself don't even know what happen'
Got that moist fuzzy feeling Yeah that bread I used to toast it
Now i'm getting fuckin' sick of lookin' at it
You said you'd never waste em, never do nothin' to burn em
Now you're in the toaster getting browner for my breakfast lunch and suppa'
The toaster Pops It's in the air. Catch, Place, Spread on, and eat it Cause i'm
So happy there is bread on the table.
It's the age that's the culprit, controls the toast
So they say it's best to pick your separate grains
Guess that they don't know ya
Cause today that was Friday
Yesterday is over, it's a Wednesday
Sound like cut-off crusts on the Sofa
But you promised toast next time you'll show respect
You don't get another chance Life is no retarded game,
but you lied again Now you get to watch toast jump out the window
Guess that's why they call it TOASTY

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
That's all right because I am a piece of toast
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that statements false
Because toast cannot speak
Because toast cannot speak

Now I know we toasted things, said things, that we didn't mean
And we fall back into the same topic , same routine
But your temper's just as bad as mine is, you're the same as me
When it comes to love you're just as blinded
TOASTER PLEASE come back, it wasn't you, Honey it was me
Maybe our relationship isn't as messed up as it seems
Maybe that's what happens when some bread product meets a man-child
All I know is I love you too much to walk away Toast!
Come inside, pick up the bread off the sidewalk
Don't you hear Insanity in my voice when I talk?
Told you this is my fault, look me in the face, Cause
Next time I'm pissed I'll aim my fist at the suitcase
Next time there will be no next time
I apologize even though I know i'm right
I'm tired of the games I just want toast back I know
I'm a liar if Toast ever tries to fuckin' leave again
Ima rape it on the couch and set the house on fire.

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
That's all right because I am a piece of toast
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that statements false
Because toast cannot speak
Because toast cannot speak

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• love
• the
• way
• you
• lie
• Eminem
• Ft.
• Rihanna
• Parody
• Love
• burn
• Toast
• toasty
• Toster
• Ryan
• Doka

[MyAngelVoice0]

You are so fricken hawt dude!!!!!!

[Juliezard]

you really have to laugh more :D

[kierasxena]

hot!



[TheLenablub]

one of my friend and me love you soooo much. you are sooo sweeeeeeeeet. awwwwwww.. come to germany and meet us, babyyyyy :D

<3 YOU ARE AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!

[MellyPoo6]

wow lol

this is the wierdest song ever

[MellyPoo6]

wow lol

[ShannonLappin]

'you can suck ass'

hahahaah omg you are so good, i love this AND you :-)

[lovemrbubbles]

how do you rape toast?

[XxJCSanAndreasxX]

YOUR FRED THE SECOND =)

[ChaotikKx]

aaaaaaaaaw i love it!

may be i'll do a video w/ this lyrics too >.<