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[DavidnAmy10]

Since you didn't answer my question about "something" coming from "nothing" I will take that as you have no answer or you base your arguments upon vile language and stupidity. I don't base my faith upon fear of burning for eternity. I base my faith upon the knowledge that Jesus Christ is the Son Of God and He died for my sins (past, present and future)(yours also) and that He arose from the grave defeating death. I will pray for you and ask for mercy for your soul

[productsofmonkeylove]

@DavidnAmy10 Okay, thanks :)

[productsofmonkeylove]

@DavidnAmy10 oh, just quickly, why is your belief system more valid then mine? I need to know this so I can change my ways and be a better person.

[DavidnAmy10]

@productsofmonkeylove My belief's are based on Fact. Jesus Christ said "I am the truth, the way and the light. No one comes to the Father except through me". He didn't say "put your banana down and swing on over". Something can not come from nothing, with the exception that when God says "let there be light, trees or animals and man" then and only then will things be created. Please read your Bible and you will understand what faith really is.

[productsofmonkeylove]

@DavidnAmy10 how do you know what Jesus said? Because it's in a book, one that has been revised and changed several times. The Bible is like one big chinese whisper, maybe even started by the Chinese (you never can be certain). I don't think reading a bible (which I have already done btw) is going to change things for me, there are some nice little stories in it, some good morals and the like, but it's well old and out of date now, you should read a more recent book, it might resonate more :)

[DavidnAmy10]

If you think "something" came from "nothing" then I have some ocean front property in Arizona to sell you. Something from nothing CAN NOT happen without intervention and this intervention is God. One day we will answer for our beliefs, are you sure there is NO Heaven and Hell? The answer will come soon enough and then your belief that there is NO God will be turned around but that will be too late.

[productsofmonkeylove]

@DavidnAmy10 how can you be so sure there is a Heaven and Hell? If the only reason you follow religion is because of fear that you might end up burning for eternity, then the God you worship is a harsh twisted thing. God is just a word that spelt backwards is Dog.

[Smashpoml]

this is the start of something big x

[martinuren]

awesomelysuper

[joebuds99]

You skipped the evil part, you know, where the people tortured for eternity. You can't leave that out. Wheres the humanity without religion?