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Uploaded by on Nov 26, 2008

Rate Comment Subscribe! I had to make this for English class. Beat: "4 The Glory" By: Sinima.

Lyrics:
(Spoken): In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Frodo: My name is Frodo
Sam: WHAT!
My name is Frodo
Pippin: WHAT!
My uncle's Bilbo!
WHAT!
He's kinda weird yo!
WHAT!
He gave me the one ring to rule them ALL!!
But if in the wrong hands all good would FALL!!

Never 'ventured before!
Elrond: The ring must be destroyed!
Gimli: Then you have my axe!
Legolas: And my bow!
Era-Era-Aragorn: And my sword!

We 'ventured into the caves of Moria!
But it was just a bunch of graves of some warriors!

Goblins! Kill 'em!
Orcs! Kill 'em!
Troll! Kill it!
Balrog! Run!

Balrog: I'll beat you all!
G-dolf: You cannot pass!!
Balrog: You broke the bridge, I'll whip your ass!

G-Dolf: Fly you fools!
Aragorn: We have no wings!
Legolas: My bows have feathers!
G-Dolf: Then fly you fools!

Frodo: Gandalf!! G-G-GANDALF!! GANDALF!! G-G-GANDALF! GA-G-G-G-GA-G-GANDALF!

Aragorn: Let's rest by the water, and go into the woods!
Legolas: That's lambs to the slaughter! There be orcs in this hood!

Aragorn: Where the hell is Boromir!?
Frodo: He tried to take the ring!

(Bang Bang Bang)

Boromir: I'm proud to call you king!

Aragorn: We have to go help those guys defeat Sauron!
Legolas: Nah man those orcs took those kids to meet Saruman!

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  • Geez I'm looking at these views and I wish this was made today because it'd be much better. I think some of our newer stuff and our movies deserve these kinda views. :/

  • Geez I'm looking at these views and I wish this was made today because it'd be much better. I think some of our newer stuff and our movies deserve these kinda views. :/

  • wow this sucks.  fuckin horrible, die you little troll.

  • @pimptripp Troll? KILL IT!

  • LAME. This song does not do justice to the amazing film and story that is LOTR.

  • @nerual92 It's not meant to.

Top Comments

  • Cool song, but needed better voice acting.

  • goblins kill'em

    orcs kill'em

    cave troll kill it

    Balrog RUN.

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  • Mother fucking fail

  • Press 6 for EPIC GANDALF!!!!

  • fuckin cool!

  • FUCKIN HALARIOUS YO!!!

  • Nah Man, Those Orcs took those kids to meet Saruman! XD

  • @Datelesswonders no its one of those shitty songs

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