Monty Python - Hamlet

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Monty Python
• Hamlet
• Psychiatrists

[Kirbyfan87827]

So you've got her legs up on the mantlepiece...

[ElderScrollsObliv]

Ummm. LOL

Random as hell ending. 4:42

[queenoftheuniverse]

One viewer must be a psychiatrist...

[uruglytoo]

i like the part in this episode where they are doing a scene from hamlet and ophelia stars saying the same thing as them

[druekberg]

@n0iwont It's not simply that it's funny, it's just ridiculously uproariously silly in a smart way. If you don't like MP you probably don't like B. Kliban or Lynda Barry either. It's largely a matter of taste.

[LittleArabellaGumby]

@moxie96 I think he looks like Robert DeNiro.

[hazabuzku]

@ElderScrollsObliv Seems legit to me.

[QGfk1]

To be, or not to be: that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune

or to get your tongue down her throat

And get both her legs up on the mantlepiece

[GhettoBlaster100]

@ElderScrollsObliv welcome to Monty Python

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

happy obama aztec calender from wizards from 2013

in your ding-dong world

/watch?v=l4WRrXBwXU0&feature=r­elated

mirrored of broken eggs

[Andy97009814]

@n0iwont Oh well, it's not a very big deal. Everyone has their own taste. :)

[n0iwont]

@Andy97009814 ...I know. I just can't laugh at MP. I don't laugh at Spike Milligan either. Or Peter Sellers.

Just those three.