Well, so many people were making these that I just had to take a stab at it! So I came up with a little song for all the people who love taking the piss out of chavs =)
Lyrics:
Wake up in the morning with a random bloke
I've got a booming pounding headache and I think I'm gonna boke
But I'll just shake it off, put on my orange foundation
And I'm gonna strut my stuff cause everyday's a vacation
Gonna wear my best neon top top
Eyeliner to make me eyes pop pop
I'm never ever gonna stop stop
(Aye ba!)
Gonna sleep with random blokes blokes
Get lipstick all over his coat coat
Here ba this isn't a joke... you wanna slap round the face?!
Let's go to the coach while our parents don't know
That we insist on gettin' pissed and punchin' people with our fists
'Ere chick do you think that you want another drink
Aye aye aye ba
Aye aye aye ba
Let's go to the coach while our parents don't know
That we insist on gettin' pissed and punchin' people with our fists
'Ere chick do you think that you want another drink
Aye aye aye ba
Aye aye aye ba
Just another day to stomp round Belfast, Newry, Armagh
With a couple a fags but please don't tell my ma
Cause she'll beat the guy that sold me them, tell him to P-O (Piss off!)
He slaps her back in the gob says "Here... get outta my shap ya hoe!"
Gonna strut round Scarva St St
With my trainers on my feet feet
With me friends all smokin weed weed
(Woohoo!)
Gonna get completely blocked blocked
Till the cops come round and knock knock
It's too loud for 3 o'clock clock but we're still gonna rock
Let's go to the coach while our parents don't know
That we insist on gettin' pissed and punchin' people with our fists
'Ere chick do you think that you want another drink
Aye aye aye ba
Aye aye aye ba
Let's go to the coach while our parents don't know
That we insist on gettin' pissed and punchin' people with our fists
'Ere chick do you think that you want another drink
Aye aye aye ba
Aye aye aye ba
are you from derry?
BladeOfParthia 7 months ago
@BladeOfParthia Nope, dumpy Banbridge I'm afraid. I had to put on that accent :)
DaFREAK888 7 months ago
this is shite u guys arent even british your irish
BladeOfParthia 7 months ago
@BladeOfParthia I never said I was British... so what's your point?
DaFREAK888 7 months ago
@DaFREAK888 ok first of all id like to apoligise,my cousin posted this when he was on my account,i dont even understand what the comment means,sorry for the inconvienence.
BladeOfParthia 7 months ago
@BladeOfParthia That's fine :) Thanks very much.
DaFREAK888 7 months ago