Angela Landsbury offers up some real jacuzzi fun with more bubbles on the way. (c)2012 Deven Green
-Welcome to My Bath House-- Laaa dee daa de da dee da! La de daa de da de da! Bedknobs, boomsticks-- and bathouse juice. I murder my palms, and then I write about it! Murder, she smote. Squeegee; rub on lust, wipe off seminal vesicle fluids. Oh I created limericks, AC/DC rhyme. The knee bone's connected to the saddlebag! I like to rub exercise on me HOT POCKETS! Hand hair removes leg hair. Skanks, I turned my weekend hobby into a profession, it's not like I needed more training. Make a wish... ..bone. I hope you don't break. Snap. I like to make other body parts jealous by just rubbing one side. Beauty and the beef... there, other elbow, take that! Ass-crack cleavage. I need two hands to think. If i discourage prostitution, then I'm just a slut. It feels like I have the features of a man, but I just have a handsome nasial-labial fold. My jaw can actually come unhinged, -wink- Lalala! My nipples used to be out to here. Raise your hand for four ball pie, its up here, which means behind me! Get directions. I never blew a better -pffff- fag. Ohhhh I'm so wet -- *Gasp* Flippers! *dolphin noises* I knew something was down there, clawing at my scratch pad. Ooh, sexy toe just ejaculated. -ptwang- I'm so wet right now, I'll have to go bareback- saddle style. Giddy-up, I'm gonna' rub myself inside out, starting with my knobs. Bubbles are the new white! -bluhblublububble- I'm gonna pray for mah-scavenger hunt. *pant pant* Heres an anatomically correct balloon animal using my low breast. See my kumKWAT!?! I'm going to get out of the bathtub to pee in my plants. I'm all worked up, I'm going to reward myself with sex, but not yours! -bluhblubublub- Hey! It's seething! It's engorged! The spongy tissue is heaving! The squeeze box is clamping down, hard! It's no bake crumb cake! The sailors delight has found the grassy knoll! I tink I taw a tutty tat! Sunny D is about to do the can-can. Clitty-clitty, bang-bang, I love you... Laaa dee daa de daa de da. Laa de daa de da de whaaat?! Fabulous!