Re: Twilight Rant!

Twilight: New Moon sucks! And Edward Cullen is still a little girl...in a brand new review from the critic you love to hate, Tobias.

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[yasia901]

thank you so much for letting people know about these pussy vamps that glitter like fairys

[ilikeknives133]

It is an unwritten rule that anyone with half a fucking brain has already realized. Vampires are meant to be unholy creatures of the night that feast on human blood before tearing them limb from limb, leaving a trail of dismembered corpses in their wake. Before Stephanie Meyer came along people understood that vampires were badass creatures of darkness, now people think vampires are nothing more than hot, supermodel type guys.

[MayChick567]

STephen ZKing doesn't suck

[greatexpectat1ons320]

I hate the Twilight saga. I think J.K. Rowling is overrated, but Harry Potter is at least bearable to a certain extent. I can't sit through even one of the Twilight films.

[narutofan321211]

not to mention the sun is supposed to make them DIE

[cloudvol7]

Yeah I was with you until you dissed JK Rowling,and Steven king.How the hell does Steven king or Rowling suck? Pet semetary rules! But yeah, New moon still definately sucked!

[Xiaolinchris]

J.K Rowling, Steven King, & Stephanie Meyer are all great writers! Don't talk bad about them to me! Ever!

[SethTheArcticFox92]

I would pay to see a movie where Rick Taylor, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the Belmont Clan slaughter the entire cast of Twilight >:P

[TheAce120]

Edward is a little fairy godmother fucker!

[Johnlindsey289]

@HeavyMetalMuscle

Forgot hollywood man, not all vampires burn in the sunlight for only Eurotrash ones burn up. Other vampire types like Egyptian vampires can walk freely in the sunlight while others can be weakened of their powers to turn back human in sunlight. Dracula walked in the sunlight without burning. Asian vampires cna turn invisible in sunlight, sparkling is the creation of a horny mormon housewife.

[MarilyHearts]

Ohhh....SO close to getting a subscription. You lost it with the JK comment...too bad. xD

[TaylorSwiftFanxx1]

hahaha hilarious and completely true! Oh and you guys trying to annoy fans? I used to be like a total die hard fan and if you want some advice, don't say stuff like they're not real etc etc, just call them gay pixies etc, that annoys them more.