Jimeoin Third Drawer Down

In my kitchen there's a drawer at the top
It's got cutlery: knives, forks, spoons the lot
Second drawer down's got a big knife and an egg whip
Things that should go in the first drawer - but they just don't fit

And the third drawer down from the top
Is just full of shit
And there's tonnes of it (Rhymes with shit)

Elastic bands and Tally-Hos that don't stick
Dried up glue, false teeth, something stolen from a hotel
Things that are broken that you know you'll never fix
But you put them in the third drawer
'cause you just don't got the heart to throw them away

It's the third drawer down from the top
And it's full of shit

Blu-tac and cellotape that's been hit by a truck
One chopstick, an ashtray from New Zealand
Paid bills and envelopes
Things that you think'll come in handy, but they just never do

It's the third drawer down from the top
And it's full of shit

And the fourth drawer down
It's got plastic bags in it
And that's it

http://www.jimeoin.com/mp3/third_drawer_down_single_radio_edit.mp3

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[suckfuldodger]

I saw jimeoin in CHCH when he was last here. Laughed my ass off. Was the best stand-up I've seen and I've seen a lot.

[blomibebe]

hello all. been searching for jimeoin's cover of lou reeds - walk on the wild side. anyone know a link?

[ThatScottishGuy2010]

Hilarious, just saw this on bbc3

[cheeseisgoodz]

Pedophile

[yealolwut]

far out, must be a universal order for what goes in which drawer. ITS THE SAME AT MY HOUSE!

freaky...

[viggaboardingchamp]

funny as watched ova and ova again

[RandomDivaLily]

Hilarious. Off to see him in Aucks in May, can't wait.

[raccoonman14]

OMG....thats sooo acurate....the exact same thing with my drawers....the last one's full of plastic bags from countdown

[GhostGalCatherine]

Sounds like my kitchen... Exactly third drawers full of Shi* So funny!!! Love your work!