The Beastie Boys Parody: This Place Is Just Not Sanitary

Jaymes and Nathan Conquer The Beastie Boys (Intergalactic)

This place is just not sanitary
Sanitary, this place is just not

It needs some attention

Well now, Ive known steve for a while
But when I walked in what I saw was vile
Garbage bags stacked high in a pile
Smell so bad itd choke a crocodile
Or kill a small child
It almost made me puke cause the smell was wild
And stephans standin there with a goofy smile
Like takin out the garbage just aint his style
Uh meanwhile, my brain is looking for excuses to leave this place
My stomach growls a little and Im like hey dude
We should totally leave your house and go get some food
Hes like, yeah, sounds good to me
Theres a little burger joint right down the street
It aint much to look at but its really cheap
Sounds good to me, cause I wanna get outta here

This place is just not sanitary
Sanitary, this place is just not

We pulled up to the place and it looked like poo
Pretty certain I was leavin here with swine flu
Start to get nauseous from that nasty smell
Stephans like dude, you dont look so well
I think Im gonna puke cause I sat in moldy cheese
Theres something underneath here thats dripping on my knees
I look at my lap, theres a roach on my thigh
Stephans like dude, are you a bout to cry
I found a fly in my pop
The waiter brings the order, but the burger gets dropped
He acts like nothing happens and just brushes off the top
I doubt this floor has ever been touched by a
MMMMMOOOOPP
Stephan says mmm, I cant wait to eat this
I look at the floor and think they should sweep this
Our waiter walks by and farts really loud
And Im like, dude can we leavelikeseriously

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• The
• Beastie
• Boys
• Intergalactic
• Planetary
• First
• Baptist
• Watershe
• Conroe
• Texas
• Sanitary
• Roach
• Nasty
• Unsanitary
• Burger
• Funny
• spoof
• parody

[dentincar]

this video should have way more views.

[gobluekillred]

@dentincar i agree

[brodiep87]

this is f-ckin classic! hahahahahaha

[xauxa36]

american humor!

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[TabiRipTabTab]

lol great job on this yet again another awesome video.

[pengu00]

this video is awsome!!!!!!!

[saturnia85]

wow!

[tyd500]

badass robot moves! good parody!