WET LAB "VET DREAMZ"

Wet Lab's latest drop. UC Davis Vet School through the eyes of a hopeful applicant. Taking you through the application process, the dreaded interview, receiving your acceptance email, getting to Davis, and starting school.

"Vet Dreamz"
Wet Lab
Albuma Pudenda Profunda
Triskaidekaphilia Records

LYRICS:

(Apoptosis Cocoa Butter Kerns)
October 2nd's comin up fast,
better get up on dat VMCAS
Got ur LORs, G-R-E
GPA, and bach-e-lor degree
Youve come a long way, now dont get impatient
Just blow 'em away wit ur personal statement
Spittin mad game bout goals and development
keepin' it crunk wit dat character limit

Finally done, you hit submit
schools selected - davis toppin' da list
Da waitin game begins, hope it's all worth while
Checkin' SDN like its goin outta style
At last u get chosen fo' da interview
What happens next? Here's a little preview!

(JD5000 & Brush-Border)
Hello there, good morning potential freshman,




It's time to lay down your first impression.
I like her steez yo, that pantsuit's lookin sleek
yeah fo sho b border, but i wanna her speak.
First whats the deal with that crappy C in physics
And no hours spent in penguin rehab clinics?
Tell me about some issues today in Vet Med
And don't say euthanasia cause that issue is dead
do you feel like you need to be da top o' da class
or do ya jus kick back and hope dat you pass?
Wait up JD, how bout an ethical dilemma?
Yeeeah, t's time to get nervous and make that hot seat simma
Say your momma got in a fight with a big bad grizzly
It's species is endangered and your momma's in a tizzy.
So tell me A.) you gonna wrastle that bear
Or is it B) do you run like you're scared
OR is it C, do just as we did:
tame the beast with a dance
and CHECK OUT DIS BEAT BOY STANCE

(CHORUS by Missy Rum'n't)
Been havin lots of Vet Dreamz lately
'bout UC Davis Ve-et Schoo
good luck in your interview

(v-SNARE)
getting back home with high anxi-a-tay
readin thru yur email a hundred ninety times a day
when you see the word "CON-GRATU-LATIONS!"
you just can't repress the LAC-RI-MATION
but keep this mind when you wiping away the tears
s'gonna books over puppies for the next four years
so call yourself an aggie and brush off all tha hatahs
you gunna be a vet at U-C-DAVIS!

(Lil Heme & Lady Ganglion)
Gettin' off the train, luggin' all yr stuff
Time to hop aboard da funky double-decker bus
Trade in dat car, cuz yo' bike's yo' new whip
But watch fo' dem freshmen, dat's yo first tip
Let the Wet Lab shawties take YOU on a tour
Through da streets of Davis, known and obscure
Check out da ARC, where fit locals can be seen
Runnin to ROCK-climbing, you' SHO' to get lean
Downtown is cool, wit' Zia's hot Italian eats
Ketmoree and G Street's where da people like ta meet
Bubble tea and fro-yo, how YOU like yo dairy?
Red bean, coffee, green tea, or cherry?

All da fine flavas we got up in dis town
Welcome u to Davis, now it's time ta get DOWN!

(CHORUS)

(Cervix-A-Lot)
Gettin all my crap together in my pack
Stethoscope, fat books, pencils, and a snack
Hop on my ride and pedal to da' Hall
Im lookin real fly and my worries is small
its been two weeks and its midterm time
dont trip son, just listen to da rhyme

ascult yo' dog, and articulate the joints
Just have fun, dont worry bout da points
youz at UC Davis, where the livin is grand
85% ladies son...now you understand.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Wet
• Lab
• Vet
• Dreamz
• Triskaidekaphilia
• Albuma
• Pudenda
• Profunda
• UC
• Davis
• School
• Veterinary
• Medicine
• rap
• song
• interview
• applying
• vet
• school

[paultakushi]

Got turned on to this video at the KDVS music video thing yesterday. Nice! What app did you use to edit this?

[TheTriskaidekaphilia]

Final Cut Pro at the Meyer Media Lab

[figrock]

Siiiiick.

[sydneytiffa]

Kudos!

[julia160190]

ha great :D

[giobasgo]

wow... 2013'ers molesting puppies.. niiiice!

[heparrish]

buttah is so smooth.

[scgirl2theheart]

hahaha new goal in life....be in this video

[callistoxx]

love it!