JCVD To All The Girls I've Punched Before Song Parody...

As performed on the Metal Injection Livecast - live every Wednesday at 8pm Eastern. For more info visit http://metalinjection.net/livecast

Here are the lyrics:
To all the girls I've punched before
I beat them and they... ask for more
I'm glad they came along
Abused them with my schlong
To all the girls I've punched before

To all the girls I've hurt before
I slam their fingers... In a door
They line up to get clocked
With 12-inch Belgian cock
To all the girls I've hurt before

And to that extra on Kickboxer
Way back in 1989
I only broke your leg and elbow
I was feeling sick that time.

To the girls who got their teeth kicked in
They really needed... discipline
I hope I'm not too blunt
When I spinkick your cunt
To all the girls I've kicked before

[KEY CHANGE!]
To that one girl I tore apart
While I was filming Lionheart
You really gave great head
I'm sorry that you're dead
To all the girls I've punched before

To that young girl who worked at Starbucks
In April 1999
I burned your face off with my latte
I do not like to wait in line.
[Bitch. Enjoy the burn unit, you hooker!]

To all the girls I've choked before
Until they fall down... on the floor
They grasp and claw for air
But do you think I care?
For those dumb girls I choked before

To all the girls I've punched before
The high class sluts and cracked out whores
They're all the same to me
The great JCVD
To all the girls I've punched before

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[issosally]

hahahaha is this Rob?????