Comedy- "I hate cats" by Daryl Makk

A stand up show recorded at Toronto's Laugh Resort on Mar 15/06 of stand up comic Daryl Makk as he goes into his "I hate cats" rant.
Caution, lanuguage warning for the weak of mind.
The clip was shot from the second row.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• comedy
• stand
• up
• cats
• gags
• hbo
• cook
• rock
• central
• animals
• guns
• kids
• pets
• sarcasm
• satan

[icemakk]

RE:

"every other at ive had is the anti-christ"

THAT is why it is the only domesticated animal that gets no mention in the bible LOL

[TheBlackFridays]

i love cats... especially covered with barbecue sauce! mmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!

they are so much fun to slaughter!

[Keysteeze]

I have owned 3 cats and 3 dogs. I love cats and dog equally. A simple study of the black death will reveal that hatred of cats almost brought about the destruction of Western Civilization. Most people who say they do not like dogs or cats have probably never owned one.

[Hitmonchan107]

@Vivaswaq Ooh entertain me!

[Vivaswaq]

@myco578 I would prefer that you didn't, I don't want to entertain an imbecile.

[myco578]

@Vivaswaq is this even worth a response?

[Vivaswaq]

@myco578 You're an idiot.

[pmunkyandpals11]

Cats suck. Deal with it.

[TheTreesAreDead]

@ESCkeyfilms If tests have to be conducted in the first place, then that should tell you something.

[werewolfdragon1]

@myco578 yeah because your in the wrong you shouldnt search up these things if you only going to hate

[Hitmonchan107]

@myco578 Uhh, he didn't kill him physically, he pooped on the kid and left some hairs that suffocated him. It was the neighbor's cat who was found. Also, the poop contains some sort of parasite that feeds on the brain.

Maybe it's because I'm not used to cats, or because that moment made me think bad about them but you're throwing out a lot of codswallop with all this anti-dog propaganda.

[myco578]

@werewolfdragon1 so you post a comment trying to piss off cat owners and now your saying im the bad guy for defending them.

[myco578]

@Hitmonchan107 did that cat maul the boy to death? no. he died of a rare disease involving something that no one could have predicted. if you want to talk about indirect causes of death involving animals, Worldwide, roughly 97% of rabies cases come from dog bites. in asia, where rabies vaccines are rare, dogs kill untold thousands of people via rabies infection. did you go to the funeral of Philasande Mbokotho? Michelle Naglee? or the countless other children killed by your beloved monsters?