Jumper Movie Review by Confused Matthew and Stand In Stan pt1
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@mrwhippy101 SAME WTF ?
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the top comment is gay... ah shit
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everyone i know LIKES THIS MOVIE WTF ?
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they can fall from high heights because they jump from super high to just a few inches above the ground, so the impact is like if you just stumbled or tripped
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To be honest while the film wasn't great, it could have been salvaged if it at least had a decent main character. Hayden spent every fight scene tied up and unable to do anything, his acting didn't help either.
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If Jumper is the Mercedes Benz of bad movies Star Trek 2009 is definitaly the Lamborghini, Avatar is the Bently & 99% of all remakes/reboots are F1 racers....Lol
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These reviews are my little moment of sanity in a life populated by a significant other who has a genuine thing for this kind of bad movie (this movie included).
All of this ridiculously plotless cgi mess of color and noise... he just loves the bejeezus out of it.
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I've just seen the trailer of this film....And just based on the trailer, I knew that this were going to be a shity film!!!
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@LeonSKennedy828 Isn't that like saying next to torture vomitting really isn't so bad? :p
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@confusedmatthew Dude, this film was GOLDEN compared to Twilight.
don't know why this comment was voted down because it's 100% correct.
Anderson didn't care whether or not vampires were good or bad and decided to attack any of them, even those of the hellsing organization.
The same can be said for this movie, the paladins are attacking jumpers..... just because... no other reason.
hildegain 2 years ago 5
To this films credit, I do love how Samuel gets back at Hayden for watching him get electrocuted to death. Lol, turn about's fair play.
Sloth7d 2 years ago 5