The Bard's Tale

"In olden times past, wherin kingiths an' knightiths rul'ed supreame, t'was a bardith that sungen great tales and spun'ed greate yarnes of adventure forsooth. Alas, alack, another man, a knightith with axe an' sheilde did storm'ed twix' the landiths who slew'ed grande beasties an' humans alike, alack. The bardith didith partake in envy an' wrote a song to haile an' revel ye knight.

Alas, alas, t'would be the bardiths finale songith."

Lyrics:

Ill tell you a very very merry tale of
A knight so very very strong with a face of a dove
Who would much rather fight then to eat all day
Who was more braver then he was merry or gay

He slew many many many creatures
Some with many many ugly features
Some of them so very good
While the rest of them were very bad
His manners were the worst any knight had had

His axe was forged in steel
He made peasants his first meal
He made full-grown men squeal
He crushed heads with his heel

He smells very very badly
And many many insult him gladly
He reeks of— (Death of Bard)

All music used in this film is the property of their respective owners.

© 2009 Deuce Productions

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• The
• Bard's
• Tale
• Recorder
• Medieval
• Brave
• Warrior
• Skeleton
• King
• Whimsical
• Elf
• Old
• Wizard
• Potent
• Elixir
• Spencer
• Bullock
• Johnny
• Vollers
• Deuce
• Productions

[pattyparle]

You guys did a GREAT job!!! All of you are talented :) Awesome... How long did it take you?

[TheDeuceProductions]

Since December. It t'was a long haul forsooth, but alas a gem our toils did shed.

[xcougar12x]

i cant understand anything brodi is supposed to be saying!!

[TheDeuceProductions]

This is because he needs to work on his singing and... diction. I can assure you, however, that his singing was near-flawless all the same. Clean your ears.

[xcougar12x]

Bravo, well done for a high school video productions class

[Elvenfury225]

I am humbled to be thy first view. Twas many a time I saw you work on a project of this magnitude. Good work comrade!

[JakerO4]

lol this was great. the dubbing over of the bard was genious. although there was'nt really a plot lol.

[eriktrudelle]

You guys are entirely hare brained and hilarious. Dr. Faustus would be an excellent play to do next, or the Canterbury Tales.

[abebou]

It was... Interesting? I'm not sure. I think it's OK, but it's a bit hard to actually hear what the "Bard" sings. I believe your best scene was the one where the random person dies. It looked very real.

[GoldArtemis]

2:15-2:32, I was laughing SO hard. Hahaha, loved the whole thing.

[fateornone]

hey its jacobson here and i have to say this is quite a masterpice you have made here keep it up dispencer keep it up