Extremely Funny Jokes!!
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iv got a joke; ' Theres a person who cant speak properly and he goes into a train station and says 'can i have a licket ' so he gets a ticket. ' so he goes into a vars shop and says ' can i have an arse ' so he gets a vars and lastly he goes into a clock shop and says ' excuse me can i buy a cock ? ' so he gets a clock and he walks back and someone says to him ' excuse me sir have u got a clock ' he says ' yeh just hold my ass and licket while i get my cock out ' thumbs up if u like it. lol
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Not funny
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haha these jokes suck balls. no kidding haah but some of them were really good :D subbed
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I made this one up myself... *AHEM*
Yo mama so dumb she couldn't see the difference between a tomato and an apple...
Ik fail xD
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@ohyeas1 thumbs up :D
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Ive got a joke,
I had just gotten done telling an Ethiopian joke. I was told I should walk a mile in their shoes b4 I make fun of them. I promptly said another joke.
Get it?
Ethiopians don't have shoes.
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@monster98012 whats green slimy and smells like mrs.piggy .......... kurmets finger lol
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@Codmontages24 or yellow
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@Rianthetrickster sorry dident like it .. hi cant speak properly buth hi can hear :S
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@ghurxa i saw all of those on my ipod
What do Micheal Jackson and video games have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What do Micheal Jackon and Ronald McDonald have in common? They both stick their meat in kids buns.
What do Justin Bieber and Pinnochio have in common? They both wanna be a real boy.
What do you call a bunch of black kids running down hill? Jailbreak.
What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza comes out of the oven.
What do you call a pool of black kids? Cocoa Puffs.
Thumbs up for the jokes??
ohyeas1 7 months ago 7
@ohyeas1
the video game one was funny
monster98012 7 months ago
Heres a joke about my penis... nvm its too long
MrSpeedealer 1 year ago 10
@MrSpeedealer
i thought it was, wanna here a story about my penis?
monster98012 1 year ago 7
4. Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
5. Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
6. Yo momma so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!
7. Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!
8. Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
9. Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
10. Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
ghurxa 1 year ago 7
@ghurxa
haha
monster98012 1 year ago 3