Military Own Big Jets Why Worry by Drizzt

Big Ben posted a video on the YouTube
and it's getting a lot of attention
almost tree-thousand comments
and too many views to mention
but along came another vidjeo
that uses footage wit-out Ben's autority
This sounds like it might be a job for
United States Homeland Security

Zootsanchez
He called Big Ben a douchebag
He make him look like huge fag
with videos galore
He's a terrorist for sure
But before you go to the comments
and post in such a hurry
Please remember
Military Own Big Jets Why Worry?

Now Mexican INTERPOL is on the case
and they're sure to track him down
Big Ben's lawyers got on a plane
it should be landing any day now
So if you mess with Big Ben
You will see you fail
America hates like you
will soon all be a jail

Zootsanchez
He called Big Ben a douchebag
He make him look like huge fag
with videos galore
He's a terrorist for sure
You go to send him a message
Your fingers in a flurry
Please remember
Military Own Big Jets Why Worry?

Zootsanchez
You guilty of so many crimes
I just don't know where to start
You slander, you steal and claim to be a Mexican
It breaks my good Christian heart
We'll make you a prison and trow away the key
and your life will never be da same
You give Mexicans like my husband
such a bad, bad name

Zootsanchez
You took the vidjeo down now
but word's gotten around now
tru videos galore
I'm not gay anymore!
So as you carry on now
You're never in too much hurry
To remember
Military Own Big Jets Why Worry?

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Military
• Own
• Big
• Jets
• Why
• Worry
• Drizzt
• Zootsanchez
• Douche
• Quadbike
• Has
• Tiny
• Nards

[teak010]

This song lulled me to sleep with it's soothing melody, and when I woke up I was a Mexican terrorist.

[auntiemedwyn]

Where do I sign up to be a Mexican terrorist? They have the best music EVER!

[pivotmaster73]

I shall go forth and punch a baby, as Captain America would...

Then again, military have big jets, why worry?

[pivotmaster73]

This song is so good, it cannot be explained in english...

so here you go: ⱺⱣᶲᶋᵆᴕᴚᴞʥʨʢʝʛʚʘʖɝɚƴ

[ohstanmoore]

I'm rating five stars, as Captain America would.

[waynetownshipkid]

Another great song I think I'm going to load them all on mp3's and drive buy his house blasting them on loudspeakers . In real life he's a big douche as you guys make him out to be. Many of us who know him think he is in the closet and loren was his beard

[gravyboatK]

Awesome!

[Aervane]

I know you're fully aware of this, but you are my choice for King of the Internet. When do we vote on that?

[broodpap]

can't.... stop..... listening....

as Captain America would.

[sevsquad]

5 stars

[sevsquad]

as Captain America would

[mechanism211]

Absolutely brilliant!