Shit Jewish New Yorkers Say
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Uploaded by nicedayvince on Jan 27, 2012
Shit Jewish New Yorkers Say
http://twitter.com/shitnewyorkjews
Parody Based on "Shit Girls Say"
Originally by Kyle Humphrey & Graydon Sheppard
Director Melissa Coufal
Written By Vincent Alexander & Melissa Coufal
Starring Vincent Alexander & Daphne Mena
Special Thanks to
Hotel Palomar
Grandadz Hot Dogs
Gambling Cowboy
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I'm a NY bartender and here's some typical things you hear at Jewish weddings. 1)"Can you turn down the air conditioning?" 2) Can you turn down the heat?" 3) I'll just have a diet coke." 4)" I'll have a seltzer with lime". 5) "White wine spritzer". 6) "I'll have a Cosmopolitan. Didn't they drink those on Sex In The City?". 7)" The L.I.E. was a nightmare!". 8) "Is that spicy? Jerry, you can't eat that." 9) "What? the bride can't come over and say a quick hello?". 10) " The music is too loud!!!"
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@Maafa1619 Ooooooooh my gooooooosshhh!!!! WHAAAATTT????!!!
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@nicedayvince Shvartzim means Black people. The Schwoogie (Yiddish slang for the N word) alarm is a buzzer that allows the cashier to buzz the back room of a store when Blacks enter so that a stocker can come out and follow them until they leave. It was made famous on the Howard Stern show, when Gary Del' Abate told a story about a black customer buzzer in a store he work at as a teen on Long Island.
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@nicedayvince Im a coloradan and My mom is a new yorker and my dad is from jersey. I am almost nothing like them.
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@tomthefunky Wow those are some GOOOOOOD tips! THANK YOU!
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@Maafa1619 What does that mean????
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@chanoush16 Thanks for the feedcak chanoush16 :) Do you mean to say its "Not accurate" to a real Jewish New Yorkers character? Your feedback is appreciated as we develop "Susans" character for future videos.
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@jaketri3 This character is actually largely based on my own mother. haha. I'm a California boy but she's from NY. How about you and yours?
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Who doesn't say the subway sucks? It's a universal rule, Boston's subway sucks too. It smells like homeless piss and stale kiosk food. It's better just to drive everywhere, I don't care if it's more expensive. Also saves money on newspapers since I wouldn't need one to avoid making eye contact.
jaymthegenius 1 day ago
@jaymthegenius Haha Truth that's funny!
nicedayvince 13 hours ago
Look, it's Fran Drescher's twin sister.
lamareikan666 3 weeks ago 19
@lamareikan666 You rule! THANKS LUV! :)
nicedayvince 2 days ago