Robot Chicken "Dark Crystal" HQ!!

Yes It Is T-Pain SO Yeah...Its Him..DOnt Deny It lol....

Hilarious music video based on the movie "The Dark Crystal" from 1982.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083791/

Clip is from season 4, episode 16 of "Robot Chicken"
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robotc...

*I am not the owner or creator of the videos content. All rights are that of Robot Chicken producers.*


Download the MP3 for free:
http://www.mediafire.com/?wyvyztbili0


LYRICS (I Copied This From Someone So If Its Wrong..OH WELL):
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Yo wassup everybody!
This is lil'Jen, A.K.A MC Gelfling!
About to take you on a little journey
Raise up your glasses ya'll
Get ready for the story of the Dark Cristal

Once upon a time
In the distant land of Thra
There was a huge ass super sized bottle of Cristal
Living under three suns
All the peeps were havin fun
They were clinkin & drinking
Cristal for everyone
But then there was a drive-by!
Full stack, hit the deck!
It was the Skeksis and the next is
What it take!
Bond got wrecked!
And split two different races
To two different places
The Skeksis headed west with their creepy dead bird faces!

The urRu ended on the east coast for all the help to come!
There all a bunch of mystics
Who like to sit around and..

*Hummmmmmmm*
*urRu humming*

Ah yeah
That sound good right there
In steps the prophecy
There's no stoppin me
Gelfling's gonna help things
Pretty soon we'll be poppin C
R, I, S, to the T, A, L
Full throttle
Fix tha bottle
Then break that spell!

Whole world is a game
No ones sippin on bubblay
Wanna get busy, without the fizzy
The ladies wont love me!

I gotta save the land of Thra!
I am for a distant call
Get my orrery
Some Skeksis
And go get that Cristal!

I went to Aughra
And got that cracked up shard of Cristal!
Then I met Kira
And Fizzgig, he was a little fuzzy ball!
Stepped on the land strider
Road to the castle
Faced off with the Skeksis
Man those dudes are crazy assholes!

I put the cracked shard of the bottle
Back into the right spot
Now the east & west coast got back together
And this joint is f*cking hot!

Yeah!
This parties a blast
Cristal's flowin fast
I'm thinkin
I wanna
Get up in Kira's ass!
We're all havin a ball
There won't be no last call
West & East, squashed the beef
There all drinkin Cristal
But people still commin
And the mystic's still hummin
They gooo..

*Mystic's humming*
*It's the end of the dark cristal!*

Hoe's!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Robot Chicken
• Dark Crystal
• Skittlez
• Rap
• Bottle
• Of
• Crystal

[kainniak1]

Dude you need to check your lyrics they are wrong

[Skittlezbaby713]

@kainniak1 Didnt You Pay Attention To The Description RIGHT ABOVE The Lyrics... It Says "I Copied It From Someone Else So If Its Wrong Oh Well".. Doesnt Matter Anyways... If You Know What The Lyrics Are Good For You

[killyouin1punch]

Thumbs up if you wanna get up in Kira's ass.

[juvinilejoker49]

Sweet

[joshua46309]

Gf

[richjwoods88]

HOS!

[Dude411ish]

The ladies wont love me

[123412144]

24 people have creepy dead bird faces

[ThePeoplesChamp48]

Hoes -__-



[tybabygrl]

@vantigerb right?



[tybabygrl]

this song is fucking good

[vantigerb]

Thanks for puttin this on here god lee, can someone tell me y the original was erased???

[kaden0077]

I love this song !!!!!!