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Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

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Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor
Flight Of The Conchords
Series Two - Episode Five - Unnatural Love

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)

Going to the party
Sipping on Bacardi
Want to meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Ted and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I see tonight would be made of origami

Tell the fella's, Make it understood
It ain't no good, if there's too much wood
Make sure you know, before you go
The dance floor bro hoe ratio
Five to One is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Spread out the dicks

Too many dudes, with too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle, Scadadle with the Cattle-Prods

Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on few many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans

Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many shlongs
Now sing this song

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  • My lady!

  • Amazing 

  • too many misters not enough sisters !

  • i now want to randomly walk by and sing germaine's part...."too many dicks"

  • @ohboplaythatoboe01 Wait, how old are you now...?

  • These guys are a billion times better than half than any little bugger like beiber

  • "Going to a party, sipping on barcardi" - I love that line!

  • Too many doods with too may dicks

  • wtf am i watching??

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