The Born Again Robot - Genesis Version 1.0

My name is Charles Pissedinpants, and I am a born again Christian. I used to consider myself to be an atheist until I realized that I could go to hell, which is supposed to be terrible. I don't want to go there.

So I converted to Christianity, but I have never read the bible. So read along with me as we save ourselves from an eternity of torment in hell, where there is a lot of fire.

I will perform a continuous analysis as we read along, and break it down so that we can all understand what the bible is instructing of us, in order to prevent a horrible hell future.

I have been told that with the brain of a robot coming to Christ will be hard, so I need all of your support. I will do my best to help you along with your journey as well.

CREDITS:
Music: Kevin MacLeod
http://www.incompetech.com

Thank you.

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[SporeKore]

GO JUDAISM

[MySavior39]

all it takes is one drop. *smiles evenly*

[STACYLENEE1]

I think I will consider christianity....hummm just keep preaching...I love it!!!!!!!! Makes me realize what a dumbass I was and that's not saying it in a bad way...I'm smiling

[drcopperwire]

I like the concept. But robots lack souls to be born again, but a robot that is a walking biblical commentary is an intriging idea and useful in a pinch.

[ab91175]

ALL born agains are robots.

[fonna]

Yep, Born again "robot"......very good.

[jackyjunior99]

Hey, I checked out those sites too. Very nice. Us born agains like sex too!!!!!!!!

[happyinnanaimo]

Hey, I checked out your favorite videos. I like Asian girls too, and the blow-job girl was good too. Thanks for passing them on!

[oneearth22222]

Thank you for helping me understand Genesis. I was wondering if you might do one on Numbers 31:7-18, particularly 15-18. Or maybe Exodus 21:7-11. I've always had a problem understanding those passages. Thanks.

[ihatejimmypage1]

Yea, I guess that's about right.