Cigar Smoking Chick

Blond girl from Studio smoking Cigar

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[MisterNifty]

Did you ever hear the one about the dumb blonde smoking a cigar . . .

[dyter07]

@MisterNifty Note yet, tell me ;)

[dyter07]

I was just told that Johannes Heesters quit smoking. The - mostlikely - oldest actor still on stage told this a German radiostation yesterday. He just celebrated his 106th birthday.

[dyter07]

Sorry, my mistake, its his 107th birthday today.

[dyter07]

Yes I know, without smoke, good wine and lot of sex you can become more than 100 years old, just the question for what... My Granduncle went to the doctor just 3 times in his entire life. On the day he was born, when a russian soldier shot his horse in WW1 and than the next time he saw a doctor he died a few days later, 105 years old. He always told me: My secret is drink, smoke and enjoy woman, never go to a doctor.. :D

[BADRONALD74]

Man that looks fun! Hanging out with hot foreign chix and smokin stogies...

[MisterNifty]

@dyter07 Turning to the street mime, the lesbian police officer asked him if he would like to hear a joke. In response, the silent performer motioned his head that he would indeed. "How do you tell the difference between a drunk whore and a drunk horse standing at a bar?" "I don't know," the silent performer shrugged his shoulders. "The horse is plural!" the lesbian said, "Get it? The horse is the one with the letter "s" at the end of it." "Ha ha!" the mime laughed blowing his cover.

[TacoBoyManThing]

lol porn stars

[MisterNifty]

Next to them, one of the officers said to the other one, "Well, I guess I'd better be getting home to Janet." "But I thought you were a gay man," replied his partner. "My name is Shirley!" he responded. "Huh?" replied his partner. "I'm a woman," she responded back again. "But your a woman!" replied his partner yet again. "And what's so wrong with that?" she responded. "Sorry, I didn't mean to imply you were a lesbian." he said. "But, I am a lesbian!" she responded (drumroll clash!)

[MisterNifty]

@dyter07 "Aren't you cold?" the midget asked the naked blonde as they both stood drinking in the bar. "Well, I've always had really thick skin," the naked blonde replied back to him. "Ha ha!" the midget laughed but then said seriously. "That was funny, but I'm being serious here. You could get terribly sick in this air conditioned bar" "I guess your right," said the blonde appreciating his concern. "Here," he replied, "put on these sunglasses." "Thank you!" she responded.

[MisterNifty]

@dyter07 "What's the problem little fellow?" the naked blonde asked the little African American midget. "You don't like racist jokes?"/ "Oh no! I like them!" he replied back to her pleading. "I just hate dumb ones. In fact, just the other day I saw a (N) word sprinting down the road carrying a watermelon when a pickup carrying a tobacco chewing racist fellow came up along siide him to say, "Hey, bro, quit being so stereotypical!" / "Ha ha!" laughed the naked blonde. "That one was funny!"

[MisterNifty]

@dyter07 Motioning for the bartender, the performing mime leaned over pretending to say something while nodding over at the little midget fellow of color who was at the other end of the bar having a difficult time reaching his beer. The bartender, pretending to understand, nodded in agreement and walked over to the confront the midget inquiring, "Excuse me, sir, but, if you wouldn't mind, can I see some identification?" "Oh no he didn't just pull that racist nonsense!" the midget hollered.

[MisterNifty]

Something was odd about the characters standing at his bar, the midget African American man, the two police officers, the naked blonde, and the performing street mime, but he couldn't put his finger on it. Just then he realized the street mime was just pretending to drink out of an imaginary glass. "Would you like another drink?" the bartender asked whereupon the mime shook his head yes. As the bartender pretended to pour him another drink, the mime took out an imaginary billfold of money.

[MisterNifty]

@dyter07 If that wasn't enough, a midget African American man came walking up to witness the two officers questioning the naked blonde and her performing street mime companion. "Oh, I really need a drink!" the little fellow said before entering into a bar in close proximity. Thinking they could also use a drink, the two officers, the naked blonde, and the performing street mime entered into the bar as well. "What the bloody hell!" the bartender screamed at them." "Is this a joke?

[MisterNifty]

@dyter07 "Hey!" said one of the officers getting really angry with the performing street mime. "And where did you 2 get those cigars anyway? Did you steal them?" As the mime looked away suspiciously and whistled, the naked blonde answered, "Why, we borrowed these cigars!" "Oh you did?" replied the officer. "And I guess you must think that is comedy?" "Why, no it isn't at tal'," the naked blonde replied, "for, you see, all comedy ends on a punchline. I'm being humorous!"

[MisterNifty]

@dyter07 Seeing the blonde standing there naked and smoking a cigar, the street mime now pretended to stick his fingers into her back mimicking her every word. "Look!" one of the officers said turning to the other. "Isn't that ventriloquism?" This made the blonde turn to see what the officers were talking about, but the mime had already turned away acting nonchant. "What ventriloquism!" the naked blonde asked them as the mime again started mimicking her every move with even more sassiness