Hallelujah (Recession Parody) SEE OTHER VID FOR BETTER SOUND AND VISION !

Here are the lyrics as requested -

Now if you take a walk through town,
As recession bites it's all closing down.
But you don't really care for retail do ya !?
There's Woolworth's that they could not fix,
Remember your days at the Pick 'N Mix.
You bought your Band Aid single in the queue there.
In the queue there, In the queue there,
You bought your first Band Aid single in the queue there.

Well the USA have felt the pinch,
First Lehman Brother's then Merryl Lynch,
And the talk of boom and bust has all come true yeah.
Ask Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac,
If you lend it to bums, you don't get it back.
You can't afford a loan, but they'd sell you two yeah.
Sell you two yeah, Sell you two yeah,
You can't afford a single loan, But they'd sell you two yeah.

Well the bathroom that you thought you'd buy,
It's a shame that you bought it from MFI,
Now all your family share the downstairs loo yeah.
On Christmas Eve when Zavvi went,
With falling sales and rising rent.
Could you predict that a Virgin is gonna screw yer !
Gonna screw yer, Gonna screw yer.
Can you predict that a Virgin is gonna screw yer !

Some staff are now facing redundancy,
Because Whittards isn't your cup of tea,
An' they're joining the back of an ever increasin' queue yeah
Watch Harveys, Allied and DFS,
As the punters stay home all the salemen I guess,
Could make more commission by shouting Big Issue yeah
Big Issue yeah, Big Issue yeah,
They could make more commission by shouting - Big Issue yeah

You're still buying those cut price Chinese goods,
As the Pound Shops are selling off their Christmas Puds,
It's as if the sales were all you ever knew yeah.
In 2009 we will tighten our belts,
Was it Tesco's who said "Every little helps ?"
But you don't want to shop at Lidl do yer ?
Lidl do yer, And Aldi too yeah, But it's 3 for 2 yeah,
It's 3 for 2 yeah.
Lidl do yer, And aldi too yeah, But it's 3 for 2 yeah,
It's 3 for 2 yeah.

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• Hallelujah
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[watsonworld]

Lyrics posted as requested - Thanks for the feedback !

[Kaseyandbillie]

Get some singing lessons sunny

[mushoo123456]

@watsonworld

Thanks for posting the lyrics.

[scoobydont23]

BRILLIANT - LUUUUURVE IT bro

[aceofspades1]

lol funny... 5/5

[mushoo123456]

"If you lend it to bums you don't get it back" LOL! 5/5'd. Can you post the lyrics in the sidebar though?

[CannibalPixel]

Hey man im actually glad im 1st comment this is really good, better than my shit lol 5/5/ faved and subbed