HOW TO QUIT THE PENIS . . . TO GET THE PENIS

From Elle Magazine's advice columnist, E. Jean Carroll.
http://www.askejean.com/

How to land a high testosterone man.

Is your life a muckheap . . . darling! The answer is at your fingertips! Visit http://www.askejean.com type in a question and E. Jean will magically answer.

E. Jean was nominated for an Emmy for writing for Saturday Night Live and is the author of HUNTER: The Strange and Savage Life of Hunter S. Thompson.

Art by James Gustavson
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Music by Elizabeth Anderson
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[rerorira]

This method mainly works with "players", I don't think you will find a dedicated relationship this way, because once he has won, he goes hunting for the next trophy ;)

But you never know... she seems like she just doesn't want to be alone, so this might be the easiest way for her to get a penis...

But she would not get mine this way ;)

[AskEJean]

Rerorira, My Rogue,

I appreciate your

words, Love!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Jiloverz]

You are so elegant ! It's a pleasure watching your videos as always. <3

[AskEJean]

Jiloverz, My Darling,

And it is my

pleasure to

hear such a

lovely thing

from you!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[piccologirl]

"He doth run all over hell and back to find that little mutton-chop..." I love it.

[Semiramiis]

I'm a guy, and God dammmit this woman is a fucking idiot.

What men want is the same as everyone else. A lovely happy, confident person who's able to love them for who they are. Being a slut turns people off you, and being and distant turns people off you. People are attracted to other happy people. Notice how when you have a partner, you're always getting hit on, and when you don't you can't seem to find anyone?

[madmatt784]

Are you crazy? This lady says.. Men want that they cant have. That means if you dont want a man then a man will want you? Quit men to get men? All this double talk makes me sleepy

Somebody hit her with a rock before she gives any more bad advice.

[sunkistCAgirl]

So you have to not want a boyfriend before you get one?

Pretty depressing advice.

[bryaent]

Heterosexist!

[ChromeTone1]

this lady is so wrong. im a guy and when chicks act snobby or distance, it doesnt make me want to date them, if anything ill say fuck it and jog on. as the same for very hot chicks. when ever i see a really hot chick i stay back and keep my distance, and watch them get slowly killed by these so called "players"

[DiamondRainPrincess]

So the only men you'll attract are the ones you don't want?

Hmph...very encouraging. XP

[s0nnyburnett]

7 months? That's it?

[MiicheL97]

you're a men ! you've a very small baby:D

[pntztz]

You have to get men to quit men :P

She's probably just ugly

[MADMANx511]

What the fuck?

[TearsofanOutlaw]

This is kind of hardcore. What's the point of a woman looking for a man if she's to somehow convince herself that she doesn't really want one? True, there are pros and cons to being single, but taking it to the degree of being icy and distant to the opposite gender defeats the purpose of even looking for someone. A lot of guys will see through this game, and get even more turned off, whereas the ones that don't are usually not the types who will stick around.