Help you grow corn and not fail! Noobs encouraged to watch. How to

If you have never grown corn, please watch. This WILL save you potential lost time and anguish. The first corn stalk i grew was about a month older than the others i grew (years ago) so i was lucky to find this problem before i had 27 plants that were not pollinated. Problem= NO KERNELS!! Theres a how to video i found on youtube and THE CHICK DOESNT MENTION POLLINATION!! UHHH.... My corn is about a foot apart per stalk. Its growing pretty well in its Decomposed Granite mixed with cow poo. Watered three times a day for a minute or so on a mini garden sprinkler system. Auto Pilot. Dont use corn to turn into fuel to move cars or for any internal combustion purposes. Use switchgrass. Much more efficent process.

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[arthurutnehmer]

whos the old man @ the begining og the video? bumm?

[TRYtoHELPyou]

@arthurutnehmer ooohhhhh.... can you spare some change?!

[Woodsummer1]

Thank the gods that I watched this. I'm a noob corn grower this year and I didn't know about this!! You saved me from a corn fail - at least from this. I've made other stupid mistakes... ah well. Next year will be different. Anyway, great video, thanks!

[TRYtoHELPyou]

@Woodsummer1 this is why i made the video!!! thanks for the good words and good luck!

[SancteAlphonsus]

What guitar chords do you use in your intro song? This information is crucial to the growing of the corn.

[TRYtoHELPyou]

@SancteAlphonsus I dont really remember.. I was just jammin. They were just two random cords that i had recently learned.. Learn some jack johnson songs and youll just feel the cords out! good luck with all of your corn endeavors....!

[TRYtoHELPyou]

Hilarious!!! That made me laugh dude. love it!

[ImAHungryBoy]

your a corny comedian

[codwarrior7]

i am planting my first crop of corn thanx i was gonna just wait for the wind to blow it off but now i can just do this thanx alot i almost screwed up my crop but now you saved me.

[taeliah01]

"... It'll just land on the fur"... Lmfao! This was hilarious and informative... a great mix! Excellent video!

[RagingBubuli]

Corn + Weed = Knowledge!

[richardsnz91]

You sound like Peter Griffin....great vid!!

[gillywilly81]

Grab then bam you got alot of pollen

[GetDrunkNwrite]

good vid. you sound just like dane cook. lol

[danceswithsidhe]

you remind me of dane cook lmao

[CincinnatusCitizen]

"You want kernals...on your corn. Just letting you know."

[NaturzLaw]

your hilarious!