Sloth Love Chunk

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[DrunkenPoetic]

"Hi Mom and Dad. This is my new friend, Sloth. He's mentally and psychologically deformed, he was raised by child-killing Mafioso and has spent the last thirty years chained up in a basement, he's prone to violence, retard-strong, and apparently carries a knife. I was thinking maybe he could share my bunk-bed?" 

[vinsong]

What the fck is dis sht.

[Switchfull]

Fucking sexy

[xPSYKOxLIBBYx]

@xPSYKOxLIBBYx (David Cronenberg esque thing that was at first misconstrued as an ending, that shall now end I "promise") In order to read this go to my deviantART page which I will post momentarily

[xPSYKOxLIBBYx]

@ Moi (David Cronenberg esque story ending conclusion part II) James Woods pulls a... Blu-Ray (because who the hell still watches VHS or even DVD anymore?) out of his belly vagina, and places it in a blu-ray player next to the TV which for some reason just appeared out of thin air (causing you to question your own sanity), the tv turns on by itself, on it is a mans *ahem* penis apparently feeling the need to have it *ahem* I *ahem* need to work on that cough don't I, anyway... To be continued..

[xPSYKOxLIBBYx]

@xPSYKOxLIBBYx (David Cronenberg esque story ending conclusion) Suddenly short round is spotted by Sloth who walks towards him only to realize that it's not Sloth, but rather James Woods with a vagina in his belly, he pulls out a "hand gun" (see what I did there), and uses it to shoot Sloth dead, he then walks to a harbor where an abandoned boat is located. For some reason inside the boat is a TV but I digress... To be continued.

[xPSYKOxLIBBYx]

@xPSYKOxLIBBYx (story of Sloth's homicidal tendencies as explained by a Rob Zombie enthusiast continued)

Sloth is later found doing various nasty things to local people, we see short round (or whatever his name was in this movie) walking down the street, and spotting Sloth chewing on a midget formally known as "that midget from Ghoulies II". Anyway I digress Short Round was walking down the street when this happened... To be continued!

[xPSYKOxLIBBYx]

@DrunkenPoetic

Dumb Parents: Okay.

Hours Later...

Chunk: Hi Sloth.. um why are you all covered in blood and guts *fake giggles nervously*!?

Sloth: Duh... duh... *grabs Chunk's hand and starts eating* SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!

Cops arrive hours later realizing that Chunk's entire family has been eaten, and there's nothing left (not even a nibble). They then realize that a violently retarded cannibal is on the loose, they place the entire town in a state of emergency, and... to be continued!

[chullybeans]

why on earth did you slow down chunk's voice?? it sounds so wrong...lol

[Kittenluverz]

Was funny until the end :( why did you have to ruin it?