Me and TurboTax - Funny Original Rap Song!!!

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My TurboTax Rap Contest Submission

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(Verse 1)
Wake up in the morning, screw the cereal Jack!
You know I need a bowl of my TurboTax
I don't need people from around the block
Cuz they got me audited by the Feds and the Cops
I got TurboTax and my life is fine
Didn't even mess up on my 1099
Turn on the App, run my numbers through it
It's so damn easy, a baby could do it
But little babies, should not be laboring
Cuz child labor laws, say you're endagering
A life of a kid, but who the hell cares
Cuz TurboTax made me a millionare!!!!
And now I'm sippin' tea with Vanilla Ice
And this is like an episode of Surreal Life
Hop into my ride, Vanilla Ice in the back
And riding shotgun is my man, TurboTax

(Chorus 2x)
Check it in my life, no one's got my back
It's just you and me, me and TurboTax
When it comes to my funds, you're sharp as a knife
Listen TurboTax, you done saved my life

(Verse 2)
I save all my checks and receipts in a box
So I don't end up inside a cell block
Without TurboTax, man my life was sad
I claimed family members that I didn't have
Year after year, man I never learned
That's why I never got back a tax return
Vanilla Ice, how do you rhyme so tight
And have time to do your taxes at night
Instead of pulling rabbits out of your hat
Pull me out a box of that TurboTax
That call it TurboTax, cuz you do it real fast
If Gerbils had work, they'd call it GerbilTax
TurboTax is the bomb, man I hope you got it
Never sweat if you ever get an audit
Now to forever you know it will be
My man Vanilla Ice, TurboTax, and Me

(Chorus 2x)
Check it in my life, no one's got my back
It's just you and me, me and TurboTax
When it comes to my funds, you're sharp as a knife
Listen TurboTax, you done saved my life

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• TurboTax
• Rap
• Contest
• PhanDeazy
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• BreakDancing
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• Breaking
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• Crazy
• Cereal

[IDTVshow]

Once again, this was the best vid in the competition

[fagzndahood]

dude i love it. it was pretty funny. i mean i like yours too but u gosta come check out mine. =]

[soulisland]

man this is well good!

[oIshAznMillie0]

hahahas wow he's funny and cute =D do my taxes plz!

[jrbyn]

pure entertainment! keep this up!

[semicolonshadow]

dudeikilledu, your an idiot

[dudeikilledu998]

rag should b red nigga not blue

[Ethiokarate1]

is it crack?

[truaxdavid]

Dope indeed.

[collegehornygirl89]

Goodmorning sunshine

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