OVER9000TS: Thousandaire - A Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars Semi-Cover

A little parody of Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars' "Billionaire" that I wrote. Hope you enjoy it!

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LYRICS
I wanna be a thousandaire so freakin' much
Buy all of the things I can get if I saved up for a couple months
I wanna be on the cover of PennySaver magazine
Smilin' next to Maury outside of Dairy Queen

And everytime I close my eyes
I see my name on chalkboard signs
Tips from open mics every night oh I
I swear, the world better prepare for when I'm a thousandaire

Yeah I would have a show like Maury
I would be the host see, of everyday UFC
You're not the baby's daddy!?
I'd finally get rid of that economy sized bean dip
And give the homeless a Trader Joe's bag of tortilla chips

Give away some Santa hats
Like it's not July it's Christmas
But if they're Jewish i have a menorah
Blow the candles and make a wish
It's been a while since my sweatshop was shut down by immigration
You can call me rico claus without my chinese children

I'd probably visit where my car was impounded
And do a lot more than the police did
Yeah can't forget me stupid
I'll buy a vuvuzela and have my own theme music

And everytime I close my eyes
I see my name on chalkboard signs
Tips from open mics every night oh I
I swear, the world better prepare for when I'm a thousandaire

I'll be playing Call of Duty with the Alderman
Double killing his delegates
Then I'll gloat him on his lack of Xbox experience
Toss a bunch of quarters in the air just for the heck of it
At least five to twenty people would end up with concussions

And I still wouldn't make enough to be obligated to pay my taxes
I'll be out of money soon but my ma can handle it
I'll probably spend what's left with McDonald's Dollar Menu price
So everybody that i love can have a McDouble with fries
And not a single tummy around me would know what healthy was
Eating cheap was the only option but I feel like throwing up
I know it seems like I'm aiming pretty low. it's odd
But it's hard to be a thousandaire when you don't have a job

I wanna be a thousandaire so freakin' much
Buy all of the things I can get if I saved up for a couple months
I wanna be on the cover of PennySaver magazine
Smilin' next to Maury outside of Dairy Queen

And everytime I close my eyes
I see my name on chalkboard signs
Tips from open mics every night oh I
I swear, the world better prepare for when I'm a thousandaire

Category:

Music

Tags:

• travie mccoy
• bruno mars
• billionaire
• parody
• spoof
• maury
• dairy queen
• fabianne
• fabian
• rico
• doctor
• pennysaver
• thousandaire
• UFC
• baby's daddy
• trader joe's
• santa
• jews
• menorah
• immigration
• vuvuzela
• world cup
• call of duty
• mcdonalds
• mcdouble
• mcgangbang
• xbox
• acoustic

[TheQuentinice]

Pretty Funny,

Good Job