Let me set the scene for you
It's December 2005. It's the last train home after seeing Franz Ferdinand in London and the train is chocabloc. My friend Em and I were sitting on seats next to/opposite a group of very drunk adults, two sets of friends but complete strangers from what we could gather. One bloke, loudly and drunkenly, voices about how he's from New Zealand. As it happens, it's someone form the other group's birthday and as a present this is what the NZ man did for the entertainment of an entire carriage.
I particularly like the fact Emma just finished a phone call when he started
Very good thank you! It was a while ago now but I remember still it was fun. I was...bruised.
eeveej 3 years ago