Curtains

A humorous poem about Curtains by Matt Harvey (www.mattharvey.co.uk) from the book "The Hole in the Sum of my Parts" (publishers The Poetry Trust - www.thepoetrytrust.org)

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• poetry
• humour

[happy2oblige]

Excellent. This man is brilliant.

[Bulldog1115]

Matt Harvey is a genius. I have been following him since One Night Stanza on radio four with Rory Motion. I keep his books with me in case I need a sudden burst of humour. Brilliant stuff.

[cumguzzlar]

Bravo....and if i may be so bold as to venture, a bottle of rum into the bargain.

[spackwit]

Curtains.

The birds beef curtains are a scary sight. They give one such a fright. But at night all is right and the curtains are not such a scary sight. I thank you

[cumguzzlar]

Now then, there's this complete mongol at work right who reckonz he had the idea for the smash hit "the only way is essex" documentary, he claims to have cum up with the only way is humberside, where crews followed the daily life of fat skanks and wasters round Hull. He sez some ginger nonce from the telly pinched his idea. Nice video by the way, very useful.

[marklennon1985]

I hope to be as good as Mat Harvey one day! what a true inspiration! pleasure to work with

[popmoc]

Matt's a good friend / delightful man as these comments are reflecting. Wonderful to hear he reflects positive mental health and good dentistry!. I recommend Matt's poems 'The Adventures of Empath Man', they are about a superhero. Matt's at Edinburgh Festival this summer. I recorded this particular video in a small pub called the Red Lion in Manningtree in 2007 I think. Hope to get Matt to comer here again when he's at the Aldeburgh festival.

[Hexachloraphine]

I have only just discovered this guy, and am in a happier frame of mind than I have been for blimmin ages because of it

thank you matt

[Bulldog1115]

I forgot to add, he also looks after his teeth. Check out his website....