Cooking

Something different today instead of a regular episode! Click on the little show to the right to see some of the usual episodes of "The Stereotypical Gay". Today our hero (?) is doing a cooking segment to help you be fierce and fabulous in the kitchen!

He is going to show you how to make one of his signature dishes -- "Sex on a plate". It got that name because after he served it to his date, that's exactly what happened.

So, start by finding a pot. Like with men, size does matter. The bigger the better.

Now, turn up the heat in your love life and on the stove, and start boiling some water. You'll have a few minutes to relax at this point so go ahead and start the foreplay... or at least get to the first couple of guys in the room.

Once it's ready add in the pasta. Long, fat noodles are best.
Make sure you stir frequently because like an uncut penis, you don't want the noodles to get all sticky.

While the noodles are cooking, it's time to make the sauce. Use whatever's in sight and just shove it all in. The more the merrier!

Keep stirring everything. You may have to double fist. You may feel a bit sore afterwards, but hopefully you stretched first.

Next it's time for some vegetables. Choose cucumbers, carrots, squash and zucchini. Oh, and a banana for later.

Be sure to clean the vegetables first -- you don't know where they've been.
Then pretend one belongs to your husband and you're a disgruntled wife from California -- chop it off and throw it in the disposal garburator.

Act like the other ones belong to that guy in the alley who gave you crabs and chop them up.

Add those chopped vegetables in to the sauce and cook for as long as it takes to get someone off. Times of course may vary depending on your skills.
When that's done, it's time to combine everything together into one big orgy on a plate.

And voila, there you have it! Sex on a plate!

Category:

• Comedy

Starring:

• Josh Rimer

Directed by:

• Josh Rimer

Produced by:

• Josh Rimer

Written by:

• Josh Rimer

Tags:

• gay
• cooking
• sassy gay friend
• cooks
• food
• comedy
• funny
• video

[reneefk]

Oh my gosh Josh...You are awesome. I can't believe how many new videos you have, I have been gone way too long. Off to catch up on more videos!

[JoshRimer]

@reneefk Hey Renee! Ya, it's been a long time since I've seen a comment from you - glad you're back catching up on some of my new videos! :-)

[Shotgunryugan]

hahaha i know i probably said this before,but you killed me XD this was hilarious!

Sex on a plate i would do that but the plate may break XD blow you later XP

[JoshRimer]

@Shotgunryugan It takes a special talent to have sex on a plate and not break it. lol

Glad you like it! :-)

[SimplementeWTH]

I don't understend all you say, (cause i'm from argentina) but You're so fucking funny!!!! I love all your videos

[JoshRimer]

@SimplementeWTH Thanks - I'm glad you understood enough to enjoy it! :-)

[rosierogers1995]

This is freaking hilarious :L Seriously this has made my day LOOOOOL :L

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

I don't wash my veggies I like them dirty...;-)

[ElleNaturelle]

lmao @ circumsize the end

[AlanDaoust]

I believe those ball look thing at the end is made for spoons and other string utensils so that after string you can put the dirty end on to it and keep the mess off other things like the stove or any other surface you may use while cooking. keeps mess to a minimal.

[KINGBABOONMOTORS]

Zucchini, Squash, Carrot, Cucumber. GOT IT!!!!!!

[crystalschwantes]

Loved it! The metal/Steel thingy is actually meant to sit on your stove to place your spoons-utensils on so you don't get a messy kitchen...

[Squisidee]

For some reason, you remind me of Neelix in this.

[LittleMonster91109]

O-M-Gizzle XD funny as hell

[Sam626123]

I'm still laughing :D!!!!!

[QUEENIDA1234]

it tastes like Ass lol:)

[enhsaran]

hahahah 

[sarahslapdash]

HAHAHAHAAHAHA love ur vids!!!!!! sooo gooood!