Published on May 3, 2013
In which Hank rants about seventeen different things that bug him. To be clear, this is not healthy and I kinda wish I hadn't done it because I was stressed out for the whole day after I filmed it. But, yeah, this stuff seriously annoys me. The rants are as follows:
1. American Cheese is not Cheese
2. 90% Fat Free means 10% Fat
3. Everything is Chemicals
4. All-Natural Does Not Mean "Good For You"
5. Public restroom toilet paper
6. WIPE UP YOUR PEE!
7. Uberfans...stop hating on enthusiastic noobs
8. USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL!
9. GIF can be pronounced either way
10. SLOW KETCHUP
11. KETCHUP PEE
12. Having to sneeze but not sneezing
13. Tangled headphone cables
14. Headphone chord in the chair wheel
15. "Gay" as an insult
16. Complaining about complaining because we have it so good.
17. "Have you scanned your club card."