Janeane Garofalo Owns The Smartest Dog in the World, Bar None from iOwnTheWorld.com

Dogs are extremely intuitive.

Janeane Garofalo (pronounced /dʒəˈniːn ɡəˈrɒfəloʊ/; born September 28, 1964) is an American stand-up comedian, actress, political activist and writer. She is the former co-host on the now defunct Air America Radio's The Majority Report. Garofalo continues to circulate regularly within New York City's local comedy and performance art scene.

Garofalo has been open and outspoken regarding her progressive political views. In an interview for Geek Monthly magazine, she stated that she grew up conservative in a conservative family.[14]

She has appeared with political figures such as Ralph Nader (whom she supported in the 2000 election, but opposed in 2004[citation needed]) and Jello Biafra at various events. Garofalo now describes herself as an atheist,[15] and has participated in a radio interview by Freethought Radio, a show by the Freedom From Religion Foundation.[16]

She became more prominent as an activist when she voiced opposition to what became the 2003 Iraq War, appearing on CNN and Fox News to discuss it. She said that she was approached by groups such as MoveOn.org and Win Without War to go on TV, because these organizations say that the networks were not allowing antiwar voices to be heard. Garofalo and the other celebrities who appeared at the time said they thought their fame could lend attention to that side of the debate. Her appearances on cable news prior to the war garnered her praise from the left and spots on the cover of Ms. and Venus Zine. Garofalo has had frequent on-air political disputes with Bill O'Reilly, Brian Kilmeade, and Jonah Goldberg.[17]

Prior to the 2003 Iraq War, she took a position on the threat posed by Saddam Hussein. For example, in an interview with Tony Snow on a February 23, 2003 episode of Fox News Sunday,[18] Garofalo said of the Iraqi dictator:
" Yes, I think lots of people are eager to obtain weapons of mass destruction. But there's no evidence that he (Hussein) has weapons of mass destruction. There's been no evidence of him testing nuclear weapons. We have people that are in our face with nuclear weapons. We've got Iran and North Korea. We've got a problem with Pakistan. You know, I don't know what to say about that. There's a whole lot of people that are going nuclear. And I think that Saddam Hussein is actually, with the evidence, the least able to use nuclear weapons and the least obvious offender in that area at this moment. "

In March 2003, she took part in the Code Pink anti-war march in Washington, D.C. That fall, she served as emcee at several stops on the Tell Us the Truth tour, a political-themed concert series featuring Steve Earle, Billy Bragg, Tom Morello, and others. Throughout the year, Garofalo also actively campaigned for Howard Dean.

While on Fox News' program The Pulse, O'Reilly asked Garofalo what she would do if her predictions that the Iraq war would be a disaster were to turn out wrong. Garofalo stated:
" I would be so willing to say I'm sorry, I hope to God that I can be made a buffoon of, that people will say you were wrong, you were a fatalist, and I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass and say, hey, you were right, I shouldn't have doubted you.[19] "

In April 2009, Garofalo drew criticism when she denounced the Tea Party protests, saying:
" Let's be very honest about what this is about. This is not about bashing Democrats. It's not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea Party was about. They don't know their history at all. It's about hating a black man in the White House. That is racism straight up. This is nothing but a bunch of teabagging rednecks.[20] "

In response to the controversy Garofalo has continued to criticize Tea Party protesters, and has been reported to open her shows with "If there's any tea baggers here, welcome, and as always, white power."

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[klim8hokes]

Awesome!

clearly, her dog is a republican, teabagging, hillbilly, racist hick. It was racism, straight up!

...and I couldn't have laughed harder!

[erhebungzero]

That dog is tea-bagging redneck.

[KeepAmericaFreedom]

That pooch is an excellent judge of character!

[zepproxx]

Wow that is just too good! That dog is obviously a patriot. He probably saw one her hate filled rants!

[lwalk17]

That dog has a future in show biz. The dog is both funnier and smarter than her. 

[islamsuxs]

I bet he pisses in her mouth when she is blowing him ! doughboy

[dunechard]

LMAO!!! GOOD DOG!!!  Priceless!!!

[PatriotMom1000]

Ha! Love it!

[LizzyxDarcy]

Smart dog pissing on a dumb bitch... you gonna love it...

[amayerica]

If only he could vote....

[quesondriac]

Train your dog! Discipline him! Or he will pee on you......again.