The Chronicles of Chris-chan: SMEAGOL [8/30/09]
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CALL THE POLICE
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The internal struggle of two separate conflicting personalities, as represented by the physical bend of the shaft of the penis, as two personalities manifest in two completely different angles...
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Chris: "Those filthy little Trolls's, they steals the precious from us, they tooks our 'China!
Christian: "There is a way to get rid of the Trolls once and for all"
Chris: "Oh, you mean..."
Christian: "Yes my precious, she's always hungry"
Chris: "Yes...but white knights don't taste very good do they?"
Christian: "No, not atoll."
Christian: "We will lead them to the snorlax through the secret passage"
Chris: "And then we, we gets the precious?"
Christian: "Yes".
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The Strange Case of Dr. Aspergers & Mr. Virginity .
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The fail has been doubled!
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So THAT'S where all the posters from 789chan come from!
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Что?? Chris is crazy. this has to be his most disturbing video ever.
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@SupaMarioX He isn't - he tried that once and it backfired on hm.
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He is insane...
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I really think this manchild is a troll.
Two completely different people inhabiting the same body. Ergo, whenever Chris masturbates, he is performing a handjob to his alternate self, and thus regularly performs a homosexual act.
Discuss.
QuicklimeTime 9 months ago 57
Double the Chris!
Triple the virginity!
samuraikarasu 1 year ago 30