Mountain Dew® Pitch Black Commercial

I did this commercial back in 2004. I'm the dude at the end with the evil glare. Had to drink like 8 of those cans. My ass hurt

* I have permission to post from producers*

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• mountain dew commercial
• dimitry
• michann
• pitch black
• soda
• horror

[FUrebeccablack]

I would not be scared..... I would run to it and drink it :P

[Nitrobucket]

@FUrebeccablack when i was little, Pitch Black touched my butt. I dont have the guts to stand up to it

[EpicEffinTom]

its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN GOOD. im drinkin it right now xD yayaaaaaay

[Nitrobucket]

@EpicEffinTom im pouring it into my ear with a funnel. It burns soo good

[dragonsbreath23]

o my god i remember this stuff..wonder what happend to it....hmmm i always remember when you poored it into a a glass it was actualy extrealy dark purple..hahaha that was like 3 or more years ago

[Nitrobucket]

@dragonsbreath23 I used this stuff to preserve baby fetuses in a jar

[Nitrobucket]

@Lucas121242 people were complaining that the offspring of people who drank it, were born with special powers. The Government put a stop to this after people reported 5 years olds with 13 inch schlongs

[Nitrobucket]

@TH3BEAST512 wow. I knew sacraficing goats every thursday would pay off

[noobie1890]

@Matt00851 I don't believe that I am a not a bundle of sticks. Also learn your definitions.

[Matt00851]

@noobie1890 your a fag

[noobie1890]

@MrBurkdawg Okay?

[MrBurkdawg]

@noobie1890 then ass must taste good, right

[MultiKiller10]

I tasted it and it taste NASTY maybe cuz im not a big fan of grape and thet thing smells like bubble gum 14 years old :P

[shikamaru668]

@noobie1890 ahhhhhhhh

[ShynobieX]

wow, next time when michael myers or count dracula or freddy sees this bottle, they would run away like a girl

[Pkangel58]

it sucks that they dont sell mountain dew in the arab country's :/. They' only sell the lemon one