The French and Indian War Rap

Shortly before the Independence Declaration
Back when America wasn't yet its own nation
Two colonial powers fought for territory
In the year of our lord, the 18th century

The French were frontin' about their furs
And were also really tired of anti-french slurs
They teamed with the Red Man in '54
AND SO BEGAN THE FRENCH AND INDIAN WAR!

The British and French had been fighting seven years
They got tired of France so they brought the fight here
So they all arrived from western Europe
A land where they have no maple syrup
AT ALL!

Washington led his dawgs to victory
Then took em back to Fort Necessity
There they rested and acted all lazy
The French busted in and the shit went crazy

The British were pissed cause the Reds missed their rent
So they paid them back, here's how it went

I'm so sick I'm not gonna make it
I've got smallpox-
-Here take this blanket!

Now let me tell you about variola
Oops one second, I need a sip of cola.
Mmm that was good, now back to the lesson
With smallpox virus you shouldn't be messin'
If you like to vomit, then smallpox is for you
It also causes a pustular rash too
If you get small pox, like me
Your chances of dieing are one in three

The British were outnumbered 2 to 1
Washington bounced, that ain't no fun
He got canned a little later on
And then was replaced by the guy from Tron

They took Ticonderoga a few weeks later
They did it with the help of the Terminator
Cyborg robots all around
Indian bodies hit the ground

The Indian forces began to fade
Oh No! Agents!!!....Upgrades!!!
The T-1000 vs. Agent Smith
A fight recorded in Red-Man Myth

After the final nuclear detonation
A message came across the radio station
The war is over, the French have fled
British corpses scattered, bleeding, dead

An Iroquois chief addresses his nation
Then dies from lack of smallpox vaccination
The evil virus spreads the whole nation through
Last man standing is Terminator 2

So thanks a lot for being educated
I'm goin backstage to get myself fellated
PEACE!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• WPI
• Kilroy
• D04

[rampraveenpatnaik]

**** that shit.....I'm pretty sure Indians can speak better englsh than u......I'm 4m AUS...I found lot many french here studying @ my uni but only 1% can speak proper english.......all of them r dickhead oops sorry kneehead or mmmmmmmm dickknee

[clayisajedi444]

Wow I dont understand why everyone else is complaining, but this was awesome. Great job.

[Hayleighbella]

@amphitritee they had lyrics in the box

[SweetToxicRain]

Don't hate him. He thought they where. He thought he was in India. And it just sort of stuck.

[erinclaire76]

oh geez this is too good. haha! my WV studies teacher actually old my to look at this. lol! i love it!

[xXBlackxRebelXx]

bastard christopher columbus, those guys are native americans and not INDIANS.

[stupidbrain1]

wait.... never mind that wasn;t helpful

[stupidbrain1]

the discription about the video was all i understaned, good info. imma favorite this

[fifilafrance]

i don't undestand everything, but surely it is an easy thing to mock the (poor) french lost in north canada extermining indians tribes !

A kind of thing american never did!

[theanimonist]

It seems the stupid ass who thought of this shit rap enjoys the fact that the Native Americans suffered in battle and from Smallpox.

[dogdroppings2007]

Yo shut the hell up u shit heads

i see you ill kill you