A NEW NASA MISSION: THE REPUBLICAN RESCUE PLAN

I am about to shock you as I plan to present to you a rescue plan that may just save the Republican party. And while so doing it may get us another installment of the stimulus plan, this time by allocating more funds to NASA and thereby bring the economy to live one more time. I am absolutely positive that we will get bi-partisan support because the proposal is based upon an idea George W had back in 2004. Also, NASA owes the Republicans! You may ask why do we need to rescue the Republican Party. Very simple. Because without the Republicans the Liberals would get us out of the economic mess we are in, they would get us full employment, they would come up with a health care plan that includes all of us, they would balance the budget and eventually pay off the national debt. I can tell that you believe I am kidding. Well, the REAL reason is that without the Republicans we would have nothing to write about. Look, the Republicans need our support given their latest approval ratings according to Gallup. Much to the chagrin of the Republicans, the Democrats rating went up from 18% to 43% - while those of the Reps went down from 23% to 19%. --- If you ask how the hell did the Republicans get into that mess, THINK IN TERMS OF ASSOCIATION (Busch/Boehner/McConnell). I have three reasons for you. First the fraudulent CLAIMS made concerning Iraq to get us into the war, which didnt get us too many friends. Oh yes, Saddam has a nukular weapon. Actually, the war was in the planning stage two weeks into George Ws first inauguration. My second answer is that Bush and Cheney got us into the torture business, which some people - including me - found revolting, and which caused an enormous loss in goodwill all over the civilized world. --- Even Supreme Court Justice Scalia had not only no problems with it but found a way around the Constitution: Torture was no punishment and is therefore not covered by the Constitution. As he says: Indeed not everything that stinks to heaven is covered by the Constitution. What about Children? Indeed, why were children sent to Guantanamo? Turns out eight were sent to Gitmo to get their father to confess by torturing the kids. --- Finally, the third reason the Republicans are currently not much in favor is because of their economic policies. I am not going to repeat myself except for one clip worthwhile listening to, George W on the economy. Look, I think you got the message and agree with me that we need to do something to help the Republicans out. --- Here is what we do. We all write to our Congressmen and Senators and ask them to appropriate more funds to NASA so they accelerate the Bush Mars program. Then when that dingy is finished we invite some Republicans on the maiden flight, lets say Bush, Cheney, Mitch McConnell, Johnny Boehner, Jeff Sessions, Richy Shelby, etc oh and dont forget that bleep from Minnesota, whatshername Bachman. And off we go GUYS ARE FROM MARS. Oh wait, WHAT IS THAT? Guys, I told you not to bring little green men back from Mars! Look, he uses his Martian sign language, seems to be a dialect, like Catalan is to Spanish.

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[wawispirit]

He is German!! What the hell is he talking about?!

[bvongrabe]

He who??? If you mean me, I came over here on a little known sister ship to the Mayflower, called the Hindenburg - that was WAY before your time!

[dhepner]

Nice video good job. I vote yes! Only lets give the shuttle contract to the same contractors that got the Iraqi contracts. That way we know it'll explode upon takeoff because that is really where these traitors and scum belong. Send them straight to hell!

[bvongrabe]

Good Idea: Iraqi contracts? As in Hallitosis?

[buckfush12]

We can choose from 72 different cereals, but we only get to choose from two different political parties.

[bvongrabe]

You are exagerating. First, we have only 68 different cereals and then we have always - and I MEAN ALWAYS - Ralph Nader :)

[BudWiser999]

It's the JEW GOONS and their BANKSTERS, stupid!

[EmpireTower]

I like this guy.. Glad to see someone laugh at politics. Cause both party's a a frackin joke. Both are bought and paid for by foreign interest. Drop Bush and Dick what's his name off on each moon. More sad that wonder candidate Owebumma has now committed us for two more years of war. Thus proving there bought and paid for. Were running around playing world janitor. No wonder everyone now hates us. I look forward to watching more of your take on the (not so) good ole USA.

[londinio]

screw mars. All that money could go to killing people. Make War, not space ships

[BalanceecnalaB]

yeah lets send bush to mars. Maybe when he get's there he'll remember why he did cocaine.

[buckfush12]

"To the youth of America, I say, beware of being trivialized by the commercial culture that tempts you daily. I hear you saying often that youre not turned on to politics. If you do not turn on to politics, politics will turn on you."